Donotatme's definitions

Nowment

When you’re so fucking zen you’re in the now AND the moment.

Don’t ruin my nowment with your downer shit today.

by Donotatme May 3, 2019

Helsinkied

To be found out; exposed as something lesser, often to a shocking degree; owned.

Derivation: Trump’s subservient performance with Putin in Helsinki.

Brice told me he has a 4.0 but I saw his grade portal and it was a 2.9.

Oh shit, Helsinkied.

by Donotatme May 3, 2019

Cock Management

The act of knowing when and how to bring a partner's climax to fruition in the critical last seconds beforehand.

After Richard perfected his Cock Management skills, the O's flowed like rain across a parched desert.

by Donotatme March 5, 2020