Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Donotatme

Cock Management

The act of knowing when and how to bring a partner's climax to fruition in the critical last seconds beforehand.

After Richard perfected his Cock Management skills, the O's flowed like rain across a parched desert.

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To be found out; exposed as something lesser, often to a shocking degree; owned.

Derivation: Trump’s subservient performance with Putin in Helsinki.

Brice told me he has a 4.0 but I saw his grade portal and it was a 2.9.

Oh shit, Helsinkied.

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When you’re so fucking zen you’re in the now AND the moment.

Don’t ruin my nowment with your downer shit today.

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