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noluntary 

To unwillingly do something,even though it is the right thing. Deriving from the latin word "noli" meaning not. As originally proposed to the BBC by Tami Munford, Harwood Union High School latin teacher.

(antonym: voluntary,willing)
"I noluntarly (noluntary) gave up my weekend to finish a project."

"I went to the funeral noluntarly (noluntary)because it was hard to see my friend so upset."
noluntary by harwoodstudent July 4, 2009

A Momentary Lapse of Penis 

Thinking with your dick instead of your brain.

A slightly different take on Pink Floyd's 1987 album "A Momentary Lapse of Reason", used to describe the process in which the male anatomy overrides all rational decision making. Similarities can be drawn to "the heart wants what the heart wants", but "what the penis wants" is more powerful, visceral, and immediate.
Jack: Dude, you must have been beer goggling last night. That girl was such a butterface!
Jim: Yeah, I had a momentary lapse of penis.

John: Why the hell did I out my crush like that and admit to having all these feelings...I don't even like her that much!
Jake: Blame it on a momentary lapse of penis!

Momentary Emotion 

Emotion that turn on and off in a matter of moments.

Also works with hate, love, and sad.
This must be Momentary Emotion if I hate now but in a few seconds I like you but then change back to hate you again.

I love this car, I hate this car, but I really love this car, but I really hate this car.
Momentary Emotion by PYROxSYCO January 2, 2010

momentary obsessiveness 

When a persons thoughts are completely preoccupied with a person, place, thing or event but they forget about whatever was consuming their thoughts in an hour, day, week or month.
Anthony is experiencing momentary obsessiveness about the royal wedding just to annoy his listeners.

Momentary Tourettes 

Teacher: Any questions class?
Student: FUCK YOU!!!!
Teacher: Watch your mouth
Student: Sorry, I had some momentary tourettes

momentary fear delete 

When, upon seeing your status on facebook or twitter, you cringe in shame, embarrassment, or both, then delete it... but reconsider and post it back a moment later, figuring to hell with it.
"sorry, i had a momentary fear delete when I saw that it said MYHANDLE's genitals."