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My dogs name, I also have two other dogs called Tino and Pepe
Noumea barks a lot
Noumea by Meenamooch January 9, 2021
Words you can keep
Sex position where you lean back on to a wall and cum so far down to youre ankles onto the 2nd persons mouth and they spit it back out to circulate to yours
B2: Are you thinking what im thinking B1?
B1: I think i am B2!
Both: ITS NOUMEA TIME!
*scrambles into position*
Noumea by iDontTrustYou February 5, 2024

Nouveau Teche 

Similar to nouveau riche, nouveau teche are non-tech companies that have very recently called themselves "a Tech Company".

They often talk loudly about buzzwords of the day like blockchain, AI, ML, Big Data, IoT. More prolific ones use chained combos to impress, like "we use Big Data IoT with Blockchained AI to drive our candle making business."
You got to be amused by the number of nouveau teche coming into the Bay Area these days.
Nouveau Teche by cre8destiny October 10, 2018

Noumenism 

1. Noumenism is a 21st century movement of artists and academics whose name derived from Immanuel Kant’s concept of noumena, or unrepresentable reality. Like Kant, Noumenists acknowledge the “Thing-in-itself” that exists outside of the world of phenomenological experience.

2. Noumenists understand the phenomenal and noumenal realms as products of a “reason beyond reason.” This ultimate logic is synonymous with universal notions of the sacred, the divine, the transcendent, and the sublime.

3. Noumenists acknowledge that the Thing-in-itself is not representable to human logic, yet they contend that it is possible to encounter noumena in the phenomenal realm. In this, they stand against pure reason in favor of “unreasonable” forms of knowledge such as bodily knowings and affect.

4. Noumenists create work that encourages encounters with the Thing-in-itself. Their art has meaning only in that it points to that which is above meaning.

5. Noumenism maintains there is an unrepresentable, ultimate reality, that this reality is sacred, and that through phenomenological experience there is access to the noumenal realm. Noumenism advances that which, until recent times, was the very center of artistic practice—a reaching out towards a higher “other,” the real behind the endless parade of signifiers and signifieds.
“Noumenism is creating a veracious and dispassionate faith discourse in contemporary art that reflects the past 100 years of art history and considers the postmodern foundation of 21st century culture.”
Noumenism by noumenism May 15, 2016
A multi-purpose discord bot. Some of the most notable features are dank memer sale items, bump reminder, and moderation. Noumenon is also widely accepted as the BEST bot ever made.
I love to Phuck my phriends with Noumenon, it’s just sooo phun!!!
Noumenon by Your best phriend January 26, 2021

nouveau riche 

nouveau riche means "newly rich" in french. One who has recently become rich, especially one who flaunts newly acquired wealth.

nouveau riche is a term, usually derogatory, to describe persons who acquire wealth within their generation, and spend it conspicuously. The implication is that, being of lower- or middle-class origin, these individuals lack the taste to properly use wealth. Hence, this class of people is sometimes ill-regarded by old money as culturally inferior, comparatively lacking in pedigree and subtlety.

The benchmark of the "nouveau riche" is their acquiring posessions which are touted to them as being the sort of things that rich people would possess. "Old money" in traditional European societies have inherited a large house filled with well-built furniture acquired over the centuries. Their cars are not necessarily the most expensive and capable, but have a bit of restraint, or else they disguise their social position in cars of the middle rank. During the Great Depression, Chryslers, for example, were sold to such people for this reason. They fit within a social milieu in which everyone knows everyone else and has for generations. The "nouveau riche" in essence try to crash this party by buying everything they need to show that they have money not merely within one generation but within a few years.
Paris Hilton, jumped out of her new viper car, wearing a tight skimpy dress, clutching her tiny dog, and started posing for the camera's, telling everybody how 'sexy' and 'rich' she is.

A group of conservative Brooks Brothers/Polo cladded teenagers, rolled their eyes, and thought, "nouveau riche."
nouveau riche by Marguerite July 30, 2008

nouveauld 

(pronounced: newvold)
a. When something is newly produced as a replica or as an imitation of an older style or form, it is said to be nouveauld; especially when the nouveauld object is in fashion at the moment.

b. When a celebrity who was formerly very popular experiences a resurgence in notoriety, as in a comeback, during her or his advanced years, s/he is said to be nouveauld.
a. I am unimpressed by those nouveauld Victorian columns on that McMansion.

a. Restoration Hardware is chock-full of products that are nouveauld.

b. My favorite nouveauld star is Betty White.
nouveauld by Neologian-PJG April 5, 2012
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