by iDontTrustYou June 11, 2024
Sex position where you lean back on to a wall and cum so far down to youre ankles onto the 2nd persons mouth and they spit it back out to circulate to yours
B2: Are you thinking what im thinking B1?
B1: I think i am B2!
Both: ITS NOUMEA TIME!
*scrambles into position*
B1: I think i am B2!
Both: ITS NOUMEA TIME!
*scrambles into position*
by iDontTrustYou February 06, 2024
fcking crackheads who want to ban social media and smartphones for kids in Australia or some sht. Their political views are downright unrealistic and those twts even compare social media to child labour. No one with a grown brain agrees with them.
Abbey: "Whats your snap?"
Summer: "Ah shit my parents wont let me have that."
Abbey: "Why?"
Summer: "They are part of the Heads Up Alliance. They want JB HIFI to need ID"
Abbey: *yells* "MOM GET THE GUN"
Summer: "Ah shit my parents wont let me have that."
Abbey: "Why?"
Summer: "They are part of the Heads Up Alliance. They want JB HIFI to need ID"
Abbey: *yells* "MOM GET THE GUN"
by iDontTrustYou August 02, 2024
when you have the shit idea to dress up in ugly ass lingered at a Melbourne tram stop in the middle of summer and you somehow think that is vegan
by iDontTrustYou August 25, 2024
My home...
The other day, my girlfriend asked if we could have a sleepover at my house. If she knew what went on in the orphanage, she would stay put
by iDontTrustYou September 08, 2024
When you miss your connecting flight because the funny man decides to move your airlines Sydney operations to Avalon and the eshays decide to bash anyone who comes into their 'G-Town'
by iDontTrustYou April 09, 2024
Propaganda.
They should be avoided at all costs.
Popular basecamps for them are:
-Geelong (if you see this sign on the M1, just run in the opposite direction before they bash you)
-Broadmeadows (Reconsider your need, only go if heading to the airport)
-Bankstown (just pretend it dosent exist)
-Tamworth (not nearly as worse as the other ones)
-Gold Coast (at least its touristy)
They should be avoided at all costs.
Popular basecamps for them are:
-Geelong (if you see this sign on the M1, just run in the opposite direction before they bash you)
-Broadmeadows (Reconsider your need, only go if heading to the airport)
-Bankstown (just pretend it dosent exist)
-Tamworth (not nearly as worse as the other ones)
-Gold Coast (at least its touristy)
I ran into some eshays at Geelong station. One of them said 'cross me again it will be worse than a punch got me ya gay fag?' and one of them defended them like they were better than Allah or something
Luckily my myki had lots of balance left.
Luckily my myki had lots of balance left.
by iDontTrustYou April 09, 2024