Definitions by iDontTrustYou

Bali

Let's pretend that Mallorca is a 6 hour flight from Stansted

So this one time, me and my girlfriend decided we needed to actually go somewhere out of Australia. The cheapest place to go was Denpasar Bali, which even that easily cost how much a flight to Istanbul Sabhina Gokchen from London would cost. Oh, to be a teen in Britain. But not really

Bali by iDontTrustYou January 31, 2026

Geelong

See shithole

All of these local Geelong mum groups and the local media project this town to be the best place to raise your kids. No it fucking isn't. I'm running to Tunisia as soon as I can slightly afford it

Geelong by iDontTrustYou November 17, 2025

Don't dog the boys

Am absolutely meaningless word salad used by victims of manipulation when someone breaks free from the cult and starts to call their horrendous actions out

I told my homegirl about her boyfriend's horrendous actions. She believed me but when tried to confront him, everyone just told me "don't dog the boys". Don't ask me what the fuck that's supposed to mean but, while we're here, let's make it clear that group wanking in the Hungry Jack's bathroom does not count as employment!!!

Don't dog the boys by iDontTrustYou November 17, 2025

67

A) The country code of Temor-Leste
B) The pacifier of high school kids

That one Darwinese teacher:
"I just got a call from what I think is Aero Dili confirming my reservation. The number is +67... Oh shit"

67 by iDontTrustYou November 15, 2025

Youth crime

The perfect dogwhistle for the far right, particularly in Melbourne, for a police state

2 people are at a function.
Person one: "OMG! YOUTH CRIME IS OUT OF CONTROL IN VICTORIA!!!"
Person two: "... Do you get your news from the Herald Sun?"
Person one" "... Maybe..."
Person two: "Yup, enjoy your night." *Storms off*

Youth crime by iDontTrustYou October 18, 2025

Urban Dictionary 

Apparently how people make new sex methods

After going on Urban Dictionary, I'm gonna have to think twice before I tell people I rawdogged my Vietnam Airlines flight.

Urban Dictionary by iDontTrustYou June 25, 2025

News Corp 

Australia's de facto government, but the actual government defends them and lets them make so much decisions that they may as well be the real thing.

Also see shitfuckery

I am sick to fucking death of News Corp destroying the media and the country. Why can't it have a shred of independence and common sense? Hate living in Australia solely because of them. They claim to be "for all Australians" when not everyone wants to be associated with these wankers. Kevin Rudd made a petition to have a royal commission into them (kudos to him) but the government released an 100 page document basically just glorifying Murdoch, pissing all of us off. I will move to Addu City so I am not here when this act of treason gets too far.

News Corp by iDontTrustYou September 30, 2024