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When you are getting absolutely trollied and then you decide to milk off a kids trend and market really bad plushies (really repetitive yet they cost $50 AUD) to hook kids into summoning the demon
Justin: "Bartender, another double shot please"
Adam (bartender): "Thats enough today"
Justin: "PLEASE"
Adam: "NO. NOT UNDER MY DEAD PLUSH... wait..."
Justin: "What?"
Adam: "Lets make a drunk kids channel! I call it lankybox! We can get trollied AND make bank by charging $50 AUD for really communistic plushies!"
Justin: "Lets get started..."
Adam: "Lets go to the basement, that will be our base..."
Adam (bartender): "Thats enough today"
Justin: "PLEASE"
Adam: "NO. NOT UNDER MY DEAD PLUSH... wait..."
Justin: "What?"
Adam: "Lets make a drunk kids channel! I call it lankybox! We can get trollied AND make bank by charging $50 AUD for really communistic plushies!"
Justin: "Lets get started..."
Adam: "Lets go to the basement, that will be our base..."
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Person one: "OMG! YOUTH CRIME IS OUT OF CONTROL IN VICTORIA!!!"
Person two: "... Do you get your news from the Herald Sun?"
Person one" "... Maybe..."
Person two: "Yup, enjoy your night." *Storms off*
Person one: "OMG! YOUTH CRIME IS OUT OF CONTROL IN VICTORIA!!!"
Person two: "... Do you get your news from the Herald Sun?"
Person one" "... Maybe..."
Person two: "Yup, enjoy your night." *Storms off*
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Abbey: "Whats your snap?"
Summer: "Ah shit my parents wont let me have that."
Abbey: "Why?"
Summer: "They are part of the Heads Up Alliance. They want JB HIFI to need ID"
Abbey: *yells* "MOM GET THE GUN"
Summer: "Ah shit my parents wont let me have that."
Abbey: "Why?"
Summer: "They are part of the Heads Up Alliance. They want JB HIFI to need ID"
Abbey: *yells* "MOM GET THE GUN"
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