Rosterbate

A term used in fantasy sports where one experiences excitement or joy when their players are stuffing the stat sheet.

Kyle should see a psychiatrist.. he just rosterbated for 2 hours straight after Rondo dropped 20 dimes.

by Deezed Nuts February 1, 2016

rosterbate

When internet tards with no history of managing professional sports teams endlessly discuss what roster moves their favorite teams will make during the offseason.

I don't mean to rosterbate, but if we sign cliff lee, derek jeter, and chuck norris, i think we'll have a chance next year.

by timmah55 November 7, 2010

rosterbate

when a guy stabs a pencil or similar shaped object in his pee hole. similar to masturbating but a lot more painful.

Dude OMG I rosterbated with a broomstick last night.

Did you hear that guy scream when he rosterbated in the bathroom stall?

by fv3diamonds April 4, 2008

rasturbate

Through the use of an online tool, taking an image and blowing it up to be printed on individual pieces of paper that can then be pieced together to form a large picture.

I'm going to rasturbate a picture of the sky and tape it onto my ceiling.

by the_kitkat August 3, 2006

Roster-bate

When one becomes so excited and aroused about their fantasy football lineup on a certain week that it leads to long periods of ejaculation and excitement.

I can't believe Roddy White and Matt Ryan are playing against the Lions this week. Excuse me while I go to my bedroom and roster-bate. Don't hate, Roster-bate.

by Fantasy Footaball Guru November 25, 2010

rasterbate

creating a picture larger than a piece of paper by printing out the picture in sections sized to a page, then connecting those pages in the proper order.

He couldn't buy the poster, so he rasterbated it.

by phanna August 1, 2005

rasterbation

The act of printing a large image on several pieces of paper to tape together into a poster.

The image was too large for his printer, so he had to resort to rasterbation.

by MisterPD May 27, 2006