Northern monkey 

erm.. a Northener!?

Northen Monkeys hate Southerners!

Northern monkey by leavethisplace June 30, 2003

northern monkey 

a cheeky northern chappie

northern monkey by Andy April 8, 2003

northern monkey 

Any one from the North of England with a sense of Humour.

northern monkey by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Northern Monkey 

weird sort from up norf. although from england, they don't speak the language. they hate margaret thatcher and love gravy. most of them have never made it out of the town they were born in and are very proud of living in the arsehole of england.

when not down t'mine, the northern monkey likes to sit on urban dictionary giving thumbs down to 'northern monkey' definitions and thumbs up to 'southern fairy' ones.

get back down the mine you northern monkey

Northern Monkey by iwillbanguout January 19, 2011

northern monkey 

derogatory nickname for a person of northern extraction, usually coined by a SAVNA or a SOUTHERN SOFTY who can't live up to the fact that the north has a better standard of person.

I've been thrashed at pool by that NORTHERN MONKEY

northern monkey by 8balltiger September 18, 2003

Northern monkey 

The foundation of English society. The counter part to the Southern Fairy. Draught beer is a popular tipple of the Northern Monkey as opposed to the copious amounts of drugs consumed by the Southern Fairy. Up front and truthful the Northern Monkey has an honest opinion and also has an impecable sense of humour compared to the non-existent sense of humour of the Southern Fairy. e.g. Peter Kay, Vic Reeves, etc.

The Northern Monkey also happens to be very articulate compared to the Southern Fairy using reasonable English words instead of the general expletive used by the Southerner. e.g. C**t, F**k, etc.

The northern monkey is the cornerstone of English society.

Northern monkey by Ronnie121 June 29, 2007

northern monkey 

A gentleman who talks about how much he likes gravy then proceeds to bathe in gravy and then drink it, keeps pigeons, ferrets and t'wife in shed in t'garden. Eats toast with oxo cubes sprinkled on top, comes to the pub with £1.40 and manages to get drunk and spill 4 pints of tetleys down his tweeds.

A northern monkey is identifiable in the pub as usually can be heard asking "can I have a light f'mi fag"

northern monkey by Rich McLaughlin March 10, 2008