northener

Anybody who lives north of Nottingham. Generally a friendly species who enjoy greeting as many people as possible, talk in an undecipherable slang and having tea as the evening meal. Home to a fair few chavs but this pales in comparison to the one's which reside in London.

I just met this northener, nice fella.

by Wozza December 27, 2004

northener

A northerner is an individual who lives in the north of England. They enjoy bullying others, dislike people richer than them, dislike southerners. They are renowned for being rude, dirty often alcoholic and very heavy smokers. They are known for being ignorant and racist due to the fact that they don't travel very often. They are also often involved in crimes especially related to pedophilia and rape.

A northener was arrested yesterday on suspicion of being a rapist.

by Loveforcutethings December 24, 2016

northener foreigner

A person from Kapuskasing, Canada of partial french ancestry.

Shawn Zwarcyuk is a northener foreigner.

by Really not Kevin November 10, 2008

True Northener

Amy nd Elisha and no one else in EEFY

God I wish I was a True Northener like Elisha and Amy but I'm just from shitty Manchester

by TrueNorthener November 20, 2019

norther

Gods of Finnish Melodic Death Metal influenced by Children of Bodom but with slightly better lyrics, two awesomely different voices (the godly sound of Kristian and the kick-your-bitchy-ass growls of Petri), great riffs and melodies, and an altogether darker feel!

Idiot: What's Melodic Death Metal?

Metalhead: Norther's Throne!

by Lindroos! January 9, 2008

Sorthener

A person from the south of England who embraces northern culture i.e Brown sauce, steak and ale pies, mushy peas, Oasis, Adidas sambas and the Happy Mondays. Sortheners are often found north of Watford gap trying to blend in.

Richard: Are you staying down here this weekend
Alex: Nah mate I'm heading to Manchester to see an Oasis tribute band
Richard: You dirty Sorthener!

by Dhamio6587 December 27, 2013

Northerner’s Sock

When you fill a condom with gravy, place it on your penis and have sexual intercourse. The phrase “You ‘right love?!” must also be spoken during said intercourse and gravy can also be drunk from a large pitcher.

Person 1: I had a great time last night with that bird.
Person 2: Oh yeah, what’d you do?
Person 1: Yeah mate, we did the Northerner’s Sock.

by TheAlMan November 13, 2018