Norristown

A Philly suburban town that is about 15 minutes away from Philadelphia and is the heart of Montgomery County. This town is known for its invention of the “Zep” sandwich and was founded in 1812. Along with this the Norristown area is a very ethnically mixed town with an Italian, Black, Jamaican, Mexican, Puerto Rican, Irish, and Polish dominancy. The section of Norristown with the highest crime rate is known as the “West End” where a heavy population of blacks, Mexicans, and other minorities live and since 2000 there has been a major increase in the Mexican population. Norristown’s government type was a Mayoral System until 2003 when Mayor Ted LeBlanc was kicked out of office. The government type since then has been a Municipality System. Although given a bad reputation by neighboring towns, Norristown is a pretty chill place. The cops are always responsive and cool and everyone in Norristown knows each other. It is home to the Elmwood Park Zoo which has been a great community effort to Norristown and is also home to many people including Mike Piazza, Jaco Pastorius, and Winfield Scott Hancock. The bad side to Norristown is that it has become a slight haven for criminals from Philadelphia and the most harmful part is the whole west end of Norristown. However every community in Norristown is tight nit and teens spend their days sitting on porches, getting drunk, rollin up, mixing beats and music, and going to the In And Out market and the 7-11 to just have a good time.

"yo, im headin to the farmpark in Norristown, Where you at?!"

Norristown by palokaprankster November 4, 2012

Norristown

County Seat of Montgomery County,Pa. Small, dirty, with corrupt government hell bent on the destruction of the minorities. Philly Thugs, (the borders of Philadelpha being less than 15 minutes away) often move in on local slanging turf with little or no resistance. The growth of the Mexican community has been astronomical since 2000, leading to many historically white and black owned bars becoming cantinas. Cops are worthless, organized crime families untouchable, while black and brown males are arrested and jailed in record numbers. Largest number of underground rappers in Philadelphia suburbs . Separated by Markley Street and the once beautiful Stoney Creek, to create the predominately black East End, and racial mixed West End.

nig 1: We're yall at?
nig 2: We just left South Street..
nig 1: I just left my jawn crib, pick me up on Markley St near Micky Dees.
nig 2: We will be back to Norristown in like 30 minutes yo.
nig 1: ight.

Norristown by Orca Raptalon August 10, 2008

Norristown Nose Job 

The lining of one's nostrils with cocaine, to be on or under the influence of crack or cocaine. To be addicted to booger sugar.

He's working million miles a second he's obviously got the Norristown nose job working for him.

His doctor prescribed him a little too much for that Norristown nose job. He will be too amped up for the Eagles game.

Norristown Nose Job by Mr Magoe September 28, 2014

Norristown High school 

Fight School.

NFSR
"Norristown Fight School REPRESENT"

Nig 1: Yo' mane you see dat jawn?

Nig 2: Da fight at Norristown High school?

Nig 1: Yea mane dat shit was cray.

Nig 2: Right doe? I'm gon' brin dis hom 2 da blok.

Norristown High school by Niggerific69 January 3, 2012

Norristown Flag Raising 

Telepathically raping a stranger by listening to his or her thoughts to mentally share their orgasms

They all got life for that Norristown flag raising, caught em in Bensalem

Norristown Flag Raising by WSGM the Talk November 23, 2020

Morristown, TN 

A medium-sized hub town with more churches than fast food places. Filled with trash and rich people who rarely see each other. A prime example of the "Bible Belt" lifestyle.

Cool guy 1: "Dude, I'm hungry, but all I can find are small, crappy churches."
Cool guy 2: "Welcome to Morristown, TN!"

Morristown, TN by bebopcowboy December 10, 2010

Norristowner 

A citizen of the village of Norristown, Pa. Usually of Mexican decent, wannabe Philly gangster hood rat( african american for those of you who attended school) or the negative 10 precent of white trash who did not move to Pottstown 15 years ago. Usually business in such area is limited to courthouse activities or narcotics purchases. Unless you are Mexican in live in a two bedroom house with 40 others

That guy Joe is crazy, 2 eight balls in one night he is a real norristowner

Norristowner by Mr Magoe October 15, 2014