Morristown-Beard 

Prep school in Morristown, NJ. One of the better independent schools around, this institution drips with tradition and history. From the street, Mo-Beard looks like a country club and on the inside, the new Beard Hall looks amazing. Despite the high price tag (about $22,000) a year, MBS has its share of wealth, evident among the students--fashion and cars. The student body is uber-prep--sporting the latest Brooks Brothers, JCrew or Vera Bradley trends.

With diplomas in hand, Mo-Beard sends its graduates to preppy colleges, including Bates, Union, Dickinson, Villanova and Hamilton, as well as a few Ivies.

Morristown-Beard is the preppiest of places in affluent Morris County.

Morristown-Beard by Crimson December 14, 2004

Morristown-Beard 

aka snowbeard
Rich preppy kids whos parents pay $25,000 a year to buy their way into a good college. The boys sport lacoste polos with popped collars (collars down are for poor people) khakies, oaklys, north face, reefs and drive around in Mercedes and Range Rovers. The girls have so much Tiffanys hanging all over them they could open a store. She too will be wearing the shortest skirt she can find, lacoste with a popped collar also, birks or reefs, and talk with the worst Jersey accent ever driving in the Lexus SUV that Daddy bought her. Mobeard kids enjoy hanging in the ghetto and blasting rap music that they have no idea what it means. However, they also hold up their lighters and get stoned to Phish. Ditching class to catch sun on the quad results in a Saturday detention that everyone goes hung over to. For some reason they are all obsessed with Cluck U. Weekends are spent partying at someones house and crashing there for the night. Teachers, beware, dont give students attitudes or there surely will be a phone call from the parents waiting for you the next day.

Morristown Beard kids... the true definition of rich, preppy, suburbanites.

Morristown-Beard by snowbearder April 28, 2005

Morristown-Beard 

Morristown-Beard is a pretty good school in NJ. Although it isnt the best (you cant find a school that is), it's still pretty diverse, and really fun. Also, It's cool to be a nerd there. Im in all honors classes and a computer geek, and i still am among the more popular kids at the school. Morristown-Beard is also good at collage placememnts.

Go Crimson!

Guy: Hey man, you look like a nerd, you must be real cool

Other Guy: yeah, i go to Morristown-Beard

Morristown-Beard by trembley June 11, 2006