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noogie
A painful sensation caused by the rubbing of knuckle, fist, or hand to ones head. Generally causing hair displacement and mild cursing.
"Oh man, National Noogie Week is coming up! I'd better run so Sarah doesn't catch me in the middle of her mad noogie spree. Otherwise mass destruction of my hair follicles and/or scalp will occur!"
noogie by Rocked_Socks January 14, 2004
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Noogied • Noogie dick • noogie • Nooged • noogie balls • Noogie Biome • Noogie Boogie • Noogie Factory • NoogieHole • Noogie-NOT
clitoral noogie
clitoral noogie by noahandmeagan January 12, 2015
Tough Noogies
Nancy: I thought we were going to spend some time together tonight.
Todd: Tough noogies toots, I got better things to do.
Todd: Tough noogies toots, I got better things to do.
Tough Noogies by DWadds April 1, 2008
Nooged
Kinda like the Indian handshake.
To Noog is to caress you genitals till your hand get nice and moist then approach an ususpecting person and give them a handshake.
To Noog is to caress you genitals till your hand get nice and moist then approach an ususpecting person and give them a handshake.
Bruce was being a real ass to me today im totally going to NOOG him after work.
Wow my hands all sweaty i think that asshole just NOOGED me.
Look the cops, im for sure going to NOOG them.
Wow my hands all sweaty i think that asshole just NOOGED me.
Look the cops, im for sure going to NOOG them.
Nooged by Mick Bastard September 25, 2009
bush noogie
bush noogie by Mr. Noog January 18, 2008
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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