Noofing

To higher a prostitute, put cocaine up her butt, have her fart, and then snort the blow out of the air.

Yo, I went noofing this weekend with my boys in Vegas.

by Pussylips_4Lyfe January 16, 2011

Knee Nooking

to sensually message the crease in the back of the knee with tongue, finger, phallus, or other phallus like object

He was knee nooking me so hard I couldn't walk the next day.

by Eyeball_licker69 December 3, 2014

nooding

The thing you do to keep people engaged in a conversation, but usually used to display that you are actively listening to what they are saying.

I'll tell you the secret to making the other person feel like you are listening to them and are interested in what they are saying... It's Nooding. You can get anywhere in life from this tip!

LOL really? It's that simple?

Yes, duh, that's how I got you engaged in this convo lel

by Meeep ^^ October 22, 2015

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.

Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”

Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”

Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”

Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”

Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”

*choking nosies*

by Count Noosula March 26, 2020

Nofing

English pronunciation of the word "Nothing"

Adrian: ey bruv, what you doing tonight?
Tom: I aint doin nofing b

by nyxduck December 8, 2021

nooking

nooking is an artform of sleeping in which two or more people sleep together whereas each nooker in entwined in the other. Similar to spooning, but better.

Seven individuals are nooking on the bed.

by The RIC Royal September 9, 2006

Nooting

The action of saying the classic Pingu saying ‘noot noot’.

Liz just walked up to me and starting nooting by saying ‘noot noot’ with a Streets drumstick cone in her mouth pretending to be Pingu. I had just been nooted.

by Eihpos February 5, 2019