Nondos 

Someone who does not know what Nandos is.

Fernando: "Did you hear about Ali, he's never had a Nandos before?"
Robert: "You serious? What an absolute Nondos!"
Fernando: "Yeah, right Nondos he is!"

Nondos by PseudoMo July 29, 2021

Burrito Nandos 

A complete failure, usually wasting money and time. Can also mean two things that really don't go well together.

Definition 1:

Person 1:"What are the boys doing?"
Person 2: "They are Burrito Nandosing it and waiting in line for 3 hours to buy a lifetime supply of toilet roll"

Definition 2:

"Person 1:Mourinho has just joined Spurs."
Person 2:Mourinho at Spurs? Sounds like a Burrito Nandos to me mate."

Burrito Nandos by C4PT41NK4N3 March 16, 2020

nandos rice 

Refers to being someone's side hoe, side dish

Billy: Is Rachel your new girl?
Mike: Nah, she's only a nandos rice

nandos rice by 2k9Army November 29, 2016

Cheeky Nandos 

Cheeky Nandos

A term used by Brits to linguistically torment confused Americans, wherein they "explain" what it means while using as much British slang as humanly possible, for maximum Yank confusion.

"Nandos" is a British restaurant chain where you can get a respectable amount of spicy chicken and chips (fries) for a moderate price, suitable for sharing among a small group of friends. "Cheeky" is a multipurpose word which, in this context, appears to mean "spicy," "awesome/delicious," and "amusing in a slightly naughty/irreverent way" (because you're eating with your friends, who are a cheeky bunch, leading to a cheeky dining experience overall).

"Cheeky Nandos with the lads," in American, might be "Kick-ass hot wings with my bros" though "kick-ass" lacks some of the subtle connotations of irreverence that "cheeky" posesses.

"Just went for a cheeky Nandos. Let's go wind up some Yanks by tweeting about it."

Cheeky Nandos by ShinyAeon May 14, 2015

Cheeky Nandos 

What you get to refuel, after some exhausting banter with the lads.

When you're out with the Lads on the town, having an absolutely top notch time until about two, when Charlie says he's hungry and wants to go to KFC. Now Charlie is a top lad, but Matt is just the Archbishop of Banterbury, and he suggets you go for a Cheeky Nandos. Obviosly this is agreed by everyone, and you say "lets smash it"

Cheeky Nandos by Lalalalegend May 14, 2015

Nandos 

A South African (not fucking British) fast food chain that makes the best Portuguese style chicken your anus has ever experienced (WARNING: can be "a little" spicy)

What the fuck is a cheeky Nandos... Cheeky Nandos

Nandos by Tyzza May 28, 2015

Cheeky nandos 

A cheeky nandos is when you are shopping around the town centre with your fresh new nike air max trainers , stretch skinny jeans rolled up just once and your hype vest on. Joe suggests that you need to step up the banter. You and the lads gather up after listening to your favorite deep house tune and having a quick shuffelling sesh, decide to smash out a cheeky nandos before snap chatting that you are off to the gym.

Oi lads let's go for a quick cheeky nandos

Cheeky nandos by TheLADS May 15, 2015