nonosecond
Also known as SRT (Sphincter Reaction Time), is the small amount of time between the urge to pass gas and the determination that there could be solid or liquid in said gas passage.
nonosecond by maxamize June 30, 2009
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onosecond
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Onosecond
An Onosecond is defined as the second after you realise you have done something that is embarrassing or bad.
Examples where an Onosecond can kick in:
Text message contents: A sexy message or a picture of your private parts.
Recipient: a family member.
Seeing a typo in an important essay just after you have sent it.
Accidentally revealing a surprise to someone because you were distracted.
Text message contents: A sexy message or a picture of your private parts.
Recipient: a family member.
Seeing a typo in an important essay just after you have sent it.
Accidentally revealing a surprise to someone because you were distracted.
Onosecond by jackqueslack23 July 29, 2020
onosecond
The “onosecond” is the second after you make a terrible mistake. The second when you realize what you just did and that there’s nothing you can do about it, the second when all the now-inevitable consequences flash through your mind. It is the second after you send a sexual text message to the wrong person, after you delete the wrong file, after you spill the secret that you thought they already knew. The “onosecond” is that stomach-dropping, breath-stopping moment when all you can do is say “oh, no”.
Nanosecond
A nanosecond is the time that takes the red light to turn green and the car that is behind you to honk three times
Nanosecond by jackts9999 May 4, 2009
nanosecond
A billionth of a second
RAM is measured in nanoseconds.
nanosecond by Shellie April 27, 2004
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