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nonosecond

Also known as SRT (Sphincter Reaction Time), is the small amount of time between the urge to pass gas and the determination that there could be solid or liquid in said gas passage.
I caught myself in the nonosecond before staining my kilt.
by maxamize June 30, 2009
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The amount of time between when the light turns green and the guy behind you blows his horn.
I'm outa here in a nonosecond!
by barfle December 27, 2008
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onosecond

The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Onosecond

An Onosecond is defined as the second after you realise you have done something that is embarrassing or bad.
Examples where an Onosecond can kick in:

Text message contents: A sexy message or a picture of your private parts.
Recipient: a family member.

Seeing a typo in an important essay just after you have sent it.

Accidentally revealing a surprise to someone because you were distracted.
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The “onosecond” is the second after you make a terrible mistake. The second when you realize what you just did and that there’s nothing you can do about it, the second when all the now-inevitable consequences flash through your mind. It is the second after you send a sexual text message to the wrong person, after you delete the wrong file, after you spill the secret that you thought they already knew. The “onosecond” is that stomach-dropping, breath-stopping moment when all you can do is say “oh, no”.
Engineer: accidentally deletes an entire content database

Engineer: *has an onosecond*
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Nanosecond

A nanosecond is the time that takes the red light to turn green and the car that is behind you to honk three times
cling!(Green light)
HONK HONK HONK!
nanosecond!
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A billionth of a second
RAM is measured in nanoseconds.
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