Nolahn 

Nolahn is a pretty funny guy. He's quiet on the outside, but loud on the inside. Hes basically the ideal superhero sidekick, protecting his friends and family against the notorious Treasa Holmes. He enjoys a nice quiet game of ookie cookie with his buddy Ty

Person 1: Man, Nolahn is such a nice person
Person 2: Yeah, he's so strong and funny

Treasa Holmes: I will KILL you, Nolahn! In time, you will feel my wrath...

Nolahn by le croex January 22, 2020

Phillip Lloyd Nolan 

This legendary douche nozzle is the epitomy of grease and a pure flounderous nature. This mongrel hails from London, Ontario, Canada. Those who plan to join a band should note never to go anywhere near this mutt. He is a true representation of what all Canadians strive to NOT be like. He takes pleasure manipulating and destroying his surrounding environment. If he asks you to join his band, no one will consider it a hasty decision if you tell him to piss off immediately.

"Do you know Phillip Lloyd Nolan ...?" Yeah, he fucked my girlfriend.

Phillip Lloyd Nolan by Flounder sound clown February 13, 2015

john nolan

he might be a sexbot
but he's a hot sexbot

john nolan is a sexbot

john nolan by rubyroobs July 10, 2009

Nolan Loss 

A borderline autistic kid who fights vegetables and claims he can bench 500lbs and think he can play in the NFL.

Nolan Loss is retarded.

Nolan Loss by Nigkiller35 October 2, 2019

Nolaning

The art of using a plastic carrier bag as a contraceptive.

Guy 1: So I was totally ready to bang this hot chick with an amazing poon, when I realised I was fresh out of condoms from camping last week.
Guy 2: Damn, did you do it bareback?
Guy 1: Hell no! I had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. Caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!

Nolaning by The Janmeister October 22, 2013

nolanitis 

A deadly disease that results in severe itching between the upper thighs and makes you make a lot of cringey fortnite references. It also makes certain body parts balloon 3x the regular size.

nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.

people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.

Tyler : wtf he has nolanitis

Me: oof o god

nolanitis by findthecure21 March 21, 2019

Christopher Nolan

To revive a dead or dying franchise with dark and moody epicness.

Are they really rebooting Spider-Man.

Yeah, apparently they're gonna' try and Christopher Nolan it.

Christopher Nolan by J.N. Growling June 20, 2010