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A sarcastic expression to answer a question when the answer is definitely a 'yes'.
It originates from Scandinavia where the Vikings used to make a unintelligible "nogrhfpoeusdnwxvno" whenever asked a very stupid and obvious question. It has been adapted to the modern Singaporean context by changing the "grhfpoeusdnwxv" to a more popular "lah".
Girl: Are you a boy?
Boy: Nolahno!
Nolahno by desperado October 28, 2004
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noahnoticemee_ 

Noahnoticemee_ is a noah schnapp fan account that Noah himself is friends with. Many people find this account on tiktok humorous and entertaining.
Mia:Have you seen the Noah schnapp fan account called noahnoticemee_?

Ella: Of course I have. She’s the greatest Noah Schnapp fan account in existing!!
Nolahn is a pretty funny guy. He's quiet on the outside, but loud on the inside. Hes basically the ideal superhero sidekick, protecting his friends and family against the notorious Treasa Holmes. He enjoys a nice quiet game of ookie cookie with his buddy Ty
Person 1: Man, Nolahn is such a nice person
Person 2: Yeah, he's so strong and funny

Treasa Holmes: I will KILL you, Nolahn! In time, you will feel my wrath...
Nolahn by le croex January 22, 2020

Nolanoscopy 

N. Procedure by which a sports information topic is examined and analyzed in such great detail and with such great care that the reader is left with a feeling of complete confidence and tranquility with their grasp of the subject. It's often been said that the prep for a Nolanoscopy is the worst part of the process - requiring much research and creative thinking. The subject often requires sedation in order to reach the level of granularity required. Some instances have left the subject with a slight, temporary limp afterward and/or lingering soreness. However, when performed with the greatest of care, the subject will be no worse for wear.
"I can't go out for ice cream, I'm prepping for my Nolanoscopy."
"How can Mark Buehrle be hurt, Aaron is already halfway through his Nolanoscopy"
Nolanoscopy by Hooo-aaahh March 11, 2009

NoahNotVegan

a very stupid annoying person who fakes being sick and is a discord addicted stupid dumb dumb dumb.
Person1:i hate NoahNotVegan
person2: everyone hates NoahNotVegan!

nolagnorage 

Is a bloody nonce who plays tiktoks full volume down his mic on Fortnite. Otherwise he is a decent kid.
SuperDiamondDX9: hey UtterBee, wanna play with NoLagNoRage?
UtterBee: no he’s a dumb fucking nonce. BTW I love darcy
nolagnorage by Pho3nix_Bieeeeech April 30, 2020

Nolanoscopic

Adj.
1. of or relating to a Nolanoscopy.
2. a quality of an event or action that is consistent with the penetration and breadth of a Nolanoscopy.
"To truly reveal the intricacies of this Tuesday's Nationals vs. Pirates matchup we will need to perform a Nolanoscopic examination."

"Khalid's work on the NCAA tournament this year was wonderfully Nolanoscopic."
Nolanoscopic by Hooo-aaahh March 11, 2009
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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