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“Noland’s where it’s at
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Joint in between thigh and leg. Knee
I hear he is going to have to get surgery after Porter kicked his noland.
Noland by Jonathan Noland April 13, 2006

Mack Noland 

Mack Noland is the definition of fuckboyy he dates 5 girls a week every week
Mack Noland by unicirnbomber1234 August 21, 2016

Bryce Noland 

Yo u we thot that poopoo eater named Bryce noland
Bryce Noland by Lol fucker May 8, 2019

Savannah Noland

When a bitch acts a total skank like the OG Savannah Noland.
Gah dude, that chick is pulling a Savannah Noland right now by grinding up on that guy in the club.

Bisimp Noland 

When you insist on having dinner with your girlfriend 2 nights in a row even though you constantly ask when your friends wanna hang out because all you do is play Fortnite
Andrew Junior wants to hang out with his girlfriend all weekend even though he blows up your phone to hang out. He’s the biggest Bisimp Noland.
Bisimp Noland by Cameron pate February 28, 2024

Bring Noland 

A colloqual term referring to dropping a handful of 8-balls in a bathroom at, or on the way to, your grandparent's house.
"Feel free to bring Noland!", or "Noland is welcome if you would like to bring him!"
Bring Noland by brokencoma August 19, 2025
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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