Noland

The sexiest man alive, who knows how to do everything right.

“Noland’s where it’s at”

by N & R - Too cool for school March 13, 2019

Noland

Joint in between thigh and leg. Knee

I hear he is going to have to get surgery after Porter kicked his noland.

by Jonathan Noland April 13, 2006

Nolandism

A religion based on laughing

“Hey, want to see my religion?”
“Sure?”
“Here it’s: Nolandism”

by Jamjamdodgerbiscuit April 29, 2019

Mack Noland

Mack Noland is the definition of fuckboyy he dates 5 girls a week every week

Look at that mack Noland

by unicirnbomber1234 August 21, 2016

Bryce Noland

Tiny dick tiny life

Yo u we thot that poopoo eater named Bryce noland

by Lol fucker May 08, 2019

Bring Noland

A colloqual term referring to dropping a handful of 8-balls in a bathroom at, or on the way to, your grandparent's house.

"Feel free to bring Noland!", or "Noland is welcome if you would like to bring him!"

by brokencoma August 19, 2025

Bisimp Noland

When you insist on having dinner with your girlfriend 2 nights in a row even though you constantly ask when your friends wanna hang out because all you do is play Fortnite

Andrew Junior wants to hang out with his girlfriend all weekend even though he blows up your phone to hang out. He’s the biggest Bisimp Noland.

by Cameron pate February 28, 2024