Noin verb : (n-OY-n) To stay in ones pajamas till noon typically in a slothful, lazy, negligent, indulgent manner. Also relaxing. A combination of the words "noon" and "in" both referring to being "in" ones PJ's till noon and being in ones home, hotel room, van, till noon. Noin is often used as a replacement for doing nothing or little to nothing to do thus resulting in slovenly/relaxed behavior. Being a bum or taking it easy. Present tense"Noining"

Person A: "What are your plans tomorrow?"
Person B: "Probably watching cartoons and noining"

This week has been a brick to my face. I am just going to sit back, noin, and play video games.

Ever since he lost his job all he does is noin.

I bet she could get a decent boyfriend if she would get off the couch and stop noining.

I am so stressed all I want to do this weekend is noin.

Noin by theoriginalmichaela May 22, 2010

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noine

Gary (Bababooey) Dell'Abate's mispronunciation of the number nine. It was made famous in his love tape to his ex-girlfriend from the 80's. It is also Sour Shoes favorite word......right now.

My professional life is at a noine but my personal life is at a two.

noine by NointeenNoinetyNoine September 3, 2016

Noine

An annoying or idiotic way to say "nine," as pronounced by Gary on the Howard Stern Show and popularized by impersonator savant Sour Shoes. Pronounced like "groin."

I have noine pieces of vinyl from noineteen noinety-noine.

Noine by chains_addiction May 20, 2016

nointed

Something that is amazingly awesome that doesn't happen often

Cobey: Did you see the episode of The Walking Dead when Hershall and Maggie were going at it?
Sean: Yeah that shit was nointed man...

nointed by Mike Hawks Long March 6, 2014

noahnoticemee_

Noahnoticemee_ is a noah schnapp fan account that Noah himself is friends with. Many people find this account on tiktok humorous and entertaining.

Mia:Have you seen the Noah schnapp fan account called noahnoticemee_?

Ella: Of course I have. She’s the greatest Noah Schnapp fan account in existing!!

noahnoticemee_ by garfeildmouse June 2, 2021

noinch

1 schmoking weed

2 doin coke

3 drinking beers

4 all of the above

noinch noinch noinch... schmoking weed, schmokin weed, doin coke, drinkin beers...

noinch by Fritaly December 23, 2003

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026