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When you are drunk and so high that you think everything is funny, and you are wrapped up in a sniggie twisted, and you and everyone around you is talking silly nonsense.
She hasn't smoke in so long she is noinked out of her mind
noink by HellyC July 27, 2009
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noink • NONK • nink • Ninky Nonk • Ninka • nonky • ninkenpoop • Noiners • nonkey • ninkers
Dude, look at that hot ass over there. I'm going to noink that fa sho.

I would give my middle nut to noink that hottie.
noink by not jericho April 20, 2009
A: “What’s up you noinks”
B: Huh?
noink by analslayer669 December 1, 2023

Ninki Minjaj 

a vine made by Cole Hersch using Nickie Minaj’s song Starships.
Cole Hersch: “Who am I?? Let’s go to the beach beach ... Ninki Minjaj”
Ninki Minjaj by ninki_minjaj7 April 15, 2020
Noin verb : (n-OY-n) To stay in ones pajamas till noon typically in a slothful, lazy, negligent, indulgent manner. Also relaxing. A combination of the words "noon" and "in" both referring to being "in" ones PJ's till noon and being in ones home, hotel room, van, till noon. Noin is often used as a replacement for doing nothing or little to nothing to do thus resulting in slovenly/relaxed behavior. Being a bum or taking it easy. Present tense"Noining"
Person A: "What are your plans tomorrow?"
Person B: "Probably watching cartoons and noining"

This week has been a brick to my face. I am just going to sit back, noin, and play video games.

Ever since he lost his job all he does is noin.

I bet she could get a decent boyfriend if she would get off the couch and stop noining.

I am so stressed all I want to do this weekend is noin.
Noin by theoriginalmichaela May 22, 2010
Gary (Bababooey) Dell'Abate's mispronunciation of the number nine. It was made famous in his love tape to his ex-girlfriend from the 80's. It is also Sour Shoes favorite word......right now.
My professional life is at a noine but my personal life is at a two.
noine by NointeenNoinetyNoine September 3, 2016
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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