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1) Noise that a nerd/geek makes

2) An insult that can be used against nerds/geeks

These nerds/geeks are usually online gamers and have a know-it-all attitude.
1) Person: I tried to upload this music file but it says it's too big :(

Nerd: You fool, the file you are trying to upload is Wave which is a high quality format using lossless compression. Convert it to Mp3, that will reduce its size as it uses lossy compression.. NOING! *fixes glasses*

2) Nerd: lol dude i downloaded the best program, it lets u auto mine on runescape1!1!! ub3r l33t hax0r lolz 1!!! ELEVEN1 SHIFTPANCAKES!1!

Person: SPEAK ENGLISH YOU FUCKING NOING!!!
Noing by Japanime January 28, 2009
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A Noing is an annoying person.
Me: You're annoying
Them: What's a Noing?
Noing by Rubigaming88 October 28, 2021

Ning ning 

Her voice sounds like an angel. Has red hair hehe, her laugh can reach high notes. Everything is cute about her.
Ning ning ang bituin sa langit

Ningguang 

Very rich very hot sexy bitchface mommy queen herself can buy ur entire family u dumb bitch be grateful if she ever looks in your direction
Also has a sexy pirate girlfriend with big dick energy called Beidou
Normal boring person: Hey are u okay? U seem to have something in ur mind
Ningguang simp: I wish Ningguang would suffocate me between her thighs every day i spend without being degraded by her is a pain
Normal boring person: I think i left my stove open gotta go

Ningdungie 

A Ningdungie is someone who stans TXT and is Huening Kai biased.
Person 1: Hey do you stan TXT?
Person 2: Yes I do who's your bias?
Person 1: Hueningkai!!!
Person 2: Ah so you're a Ningdungie!
Ningdungie by Ningdungie October 16, 2020
Noin verb : (n-OY-n) To stay in ones pajamas till noon typically in a slothful, lazy, negligent, indulgent manner. Also relaxing. A combination of the words "noon" and "in" both referring to being "in" ones PJ's till noon and being in ones home, hotel room, van, till noon. Noin is often used as a replacement for doing nothing or little to nothing to do thus resulting in slovenly/relaxed behavior. Being a bum or taking it easy. Present tense"Noining"
Person A: "What are your plans tomorrow?"
Person B: "Probably watching cartoons and noining"

This week has been a brick to my face. I am just going to sit back, noin, and play video games.

Ever since he lost his job all he does is noin.

I bet she could get a decent boyfriend if she would get off the couch and stop noining.

I am so stressed all I want to do this weekend is noin.
Noin by theoriginalmichaela May 22, 2010
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