noine 

Gary (Bababooey) Dell'Abate's mispronunciation of the number nine. It was made famous in his love tape to his ex-girlfriend from the 80's. It is also Sour Shoes favorite word......right now.

My professional life is at a noine but my personal life is at a two.

noine by NointeenNoinetyNoine September 3, 2016

Noine 

An annoying or idiotic way to say "nine," as pronounced by Gary on the Howard Stern Show and popularized by impersonator savant Sour Shoes. Pronounced like "groin."

I have noine pieces of vinyl from noineteen noinety-noine.

Noine by chains_addiction May 20, 2016

Ninetys Man

A man from the Nineties generation.

Someone whose childhood was significantly influenced by the 1990's.

Are you a Eighties Man?

Nah I'm a Ninetys Man

Ninetys Man by Jack.Russell May 29, 2023

Ninetoefive

A Long Island-based conglomerate that sells premium socks that motivate you to complete that SPAC merger that’s been sitting on your desk for 2 months, run for State Senate, and get promoted to CIO at your current job.

Ninetoefive has inspired me to be my best and sell all my crypto at a 60% loss.

Ninetoefive by RoseanneB June 23, 2022

Brooklyn Nine-Nine 

A sitcom about cops in the 99th precinct part of the NYPD who find themselves in all sorts of shenanigans. AKA my life

Jake: That's how we do it in the Nine-Nine sir, catch bad guys and look good doing it! (quote from Brooklyn Nine-Nine s1e1)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine by Greg the fart horse April 28, 2019

Brooklyn Nine-Nine 

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is the best show ever created. I would definitely recommend that you bless your eyes with this show. It's "cool cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt" in the words of Jake Peralta.

Person 1: Hey friend!
Person 2: Hey dude!
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Just watching the best show ever!
Person 1: Oh your watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Brooklyn Nine-Nine by hugs_before_drugs November 29, 2019

Soldier Number Nine 

Origin: From the Middle Eastern military practice of soldiers counting off and the 9th soldier in every squad becomes the fuck-buddy for the rest of the men while they're in the field. Related to bacha bazi, the Afghani practice of taking boys, dressing them up like girls, teaching them to dance and then using them as sex slaves.

In Arabic: jundi raqm tisa

American Military Usage: meant as a dark joke. If someone asks how you're doing and you respond with, "I feel like soldier number nine," it means you're having a truly fucked up day or experience.

You: "Hey Bob--how the fuck ya' doing?"
(Bob looks like something just shat him out).

Bob: "Shit, dude. I'm feeling like soldier number nine."
You: "Did you get wasted last night?"
Bob: "Don't remember. But at least I didn't wake up in a tub full of ice and missing a kidney."
You: "...or with a number nine poop chute. But you might want to brush your teeth, I think someone used your mouth as a cock-holster."

Soldier Number Nine by Ho-Chi-Mint September 16, 2013