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dick nobbed 

When you remove the door knob from your door and then stick your penis in it hoping some one will grab it
I got dick nobbed by my granddad last night
dick nobbed by Gandalf-the-GR8 August 19, 2016
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Flop Nobbed 

In poker, when you hold a strong starting hand and raise a lot of money to see the flop, only to have not matched any cards when seeing the flop making your hand completely useless.
Starting hand of A/K. You raise double the blinds, someone else raises double that, you raise again or go all in because you're pot committed.

The dealer turns over the first three cards (flop) and it's 5/2/J all of suits other than the ones in your hand. Probably giving the other guy a really strong hand against you and effectively costing you all your money.

That, my friends, is getting flop nobbed (a Flop Nob).

Common usage: "Hey man, the tables were rough last night, I was constantly getting Flop Nobbed!"
Flop Nobbed by phrostbyte-poker January 14, 2009
i nobbed her
nobbed by Jay See February 23, 2004
Kev "Did you see Billy at Mike's party yesterday?"
Caz "Yeah he made a rght fool of himself coming out the closet like that and stripping off, what was he thinking shoving his cock into Mike's drink?"
Kev "he's not going to remember much - he was totally Nobbied"
Nobbied by The Course Man October 10, 2019

Nobbed sucked 

When a Lath incorrectly spells the phrase "nob sucked"
Sutton was trying to get his nobbed sucked
Nobbed sucked by John Giles November 1, 2021