Nobbied

To be blind drunk, intoxicated

Kev "Did you see Billy at Mike's party yesterday?"
Caz "Yeah he made a rght fool of himself coming out the closet like that and stripping off, what was he thinking shoving his cock into Mike's drink?"
Kev "he's not going to remember much - he was totally Nobbied"

Nobbied by The Course Man October 10, 2019

Nobbsed 

A form of rejection. You say "Get Nobbsed" as a way to reject someone.

"Hey, Do you want to hang out?"
"*pause* Nah, Get nobbsed"

Nobbsed by 1765star07 September 17, 2023

dick nobbed 

When you remove the door knob from your door and then stick your penis in it hoping some one will grab it

I got dick nobbed by my granddad last night

dick nobbed by Gandalf-the-GR8 August 19, 2016

Flop Nobbed 

In poker, when you hold a strong starting hand and raise a lot of money to see the flop, only to have not matched any cards when seeing the flop making your hand completely useless.

Starting hand of A/K. You raise double the blinds, someone else raises double that, you raise again or go all in because you're pot committed.

The dealer turns over the first three cards (flop) and it's 5/2/J all of suits other than the ones in your hand. Probably giving the other guy a really strong hand against you and effectively costing you all your money.

That, my friends, is getting flop nobbed (a Flop Nob).

Common usage: "Hey man, the tables were rough last night, I was constantly getting Flop Nobbed!"

Flop Nobbed by phrostbyte-poker January 14, 2009

nobbed 

to have sex

i nobbed her

nobbed by Jay See February 23, 2004

nobbie 

a ship name for natalia and robbie

nobbie?

nobbie by i like sharts? December 4, 2020

Nobbies 

A quant local yocal way of referring to a sprout in a very small area in Nottimghamshire - Glenda's House.

Oh Look Justin - Glenda has given us Nobbies with our Turkey!!!!

Nobbies by Justin Kinsella January 23, 2007