i nobbed her
by Jay See February 23, 2004
A Boy Who Is Gay Likes Dick
or
A Girl Who Is Straight Likes Dick

Nob-Dick

Boy: I Like Dick
Girl: I Like Dick Too
Random Person: Your Both Nob-Nob's
by Multicoloured February 27, 2007
British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.
Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."

Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."

Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.
by Zaarin2007 November 18, 2007
A derogatory term for an individual or slang for a penis. Can also be used as a verb as slang for sexual intercourse.
1. That guy is such a nob!

2. Did you here, Bob nobbed that girl last night?
by Vikas Shah July 2, 2002
A nob is British slang for a posh person, probably from 'nobility'. It is NOT a knob. That isn't to say nobs can't be knobs.
by notanob November 4, 2014