nobbed

to have sex

i nobbed her

by Jay See February 23, 2004

Nobbed sucked

When a Lath incorrectly spells the phrase "nob sucked"

Sutton was trying to get his nobbed sucked

by John Giles November 1, 2021

dick nobbed

When you remove the door knob from your door and then stick your penis in it hoping some one will grab it

I got dick nobbed by my granddad last night

by Gandalf-the-GR8 August 19, 2016

Flop Nobbed

In poker, when you hold a strong starting hand and raise a lot of money to see the flop, only to have not matched any cards when seeing the flop making your hand completely useless.

Starting hand of A/K. You raise double the blinds, someone else raises double that, you raise again or go all in because you're pot committed.

The dealer turns over the first three cards (flop) and it's 5/2/J all of suits other than the ones in your hand. Probably giving the other guy a really strong hand against you and effectively costing you all your money.

That, my friends, is getting flop nobbed (a Flop Nob).

Common usage: "Hey man, the tables were rough last night, I was constantly getting Flop Nobbed!"

by phrostbyte-poker January 14, 2009

cock nobber

one who nobs cock. an insult inferring that a person is a homosexual and/or just a cocksucking assface.

'cocknobber.'
'hey, fuck you man.'

by rayman April 5, 2005

nobber of the week

Highly prestigious award given to the one person who has most notably made the biggest arse of themselves during the past 7 days.

Keith Sargeant

by MikeB October 20, 2003

Nobbsed

A form of rejection. You say "Get Nobbsed" as a way to reject someone.

"Hey, Do you want to hang out?"
"*pause* Nah, Get nobbsed"

by 1765star07 September 17, 2023