No teeth

What you say to a girl when she is about to give you a blowjob

Hey Martha, please no teeth.

by Thenewishere June 15, 2019

no teeth

A phrase used to:

A. confuse someone when they say something really stupid

B. make fun of someone who "actually has no teeth"

C. say to a person who is literally beat up from the feet up

Person A: Usain Bolt is so slow, I could beat him in my sleep!

Person B: Wow this guy has NO teeth!

by jcoleworld4ever225 June 5, 2011

No teeth beneath

This is a phrase that you tell someone when they say performing cunnilingus is gross. It's a retort suggesting there's no danger to doing it as there are no teeth involved.

Darryl: "Man, Antonio you gettin' in there with your mouth on her? She's been around and seems unclean."
Antonio: "She's clean and that's all gossip. Giving the kiss of bliss is another way I express my feelings for her. It brings us both pleasure. Besides, no teeth beneath so it's safer than necking. Ha! Don't be so all salad, now, lil' D"

by von groovy July 1, 2024

two-hand-twist-no-teeth-slurp-choke-eyes-rolled-back-gluck-gluck-hyuck-combo

During the action of sucking a dick where the person places one hand at the base of the dick and then proceeds to suck smoothly with no teeth whilst creating a slurping sound from the saliva created; the person sucking then proceeds to deep throat twisting the wrist TWO times. All while your eyes are rolled back as if you're being choked. Twisting clockwise pulling upwards and twisting counterclockwise going down. This forbidden technique works most efficiently on larger sized chodes and not shrimps. Be cautious with this sacred move as this will make your man make a glucking and hyucking sound.

"Shii he wasn't expecting me wit da two-hand-twist-no-teeth-slurp-choke-eyes-rolled-back-gluck-gluck-hyuck-combo last night. Left asking for more!"

by Dr. Ranjeet April 22, 2020

The puppy with no teeth

When a man's penis bumps a women's cervix during intercourse. Probably a French term.

"She had a small, tight pussy, and I bumped 'the puppy with no teeth' a couple of times as we fucked.

by buckdancer50 January 13, 2021

no skin off my teeth

You say this when you're neutral about something and you want to say you don't care either way.

Dave: Hey do you mind if I trash your jeep tonight ?
Me: nah ... no skin off my teeth.

by Prince O.G December 6, 2015

Noteeth

There is no teeth in a place where there typically is a set of teeth.

Everytime I see some wannabe important loser with a Bluetooth in traffic, I want to perform a Noteeth operation.

by BOboDHObo October 20, 2007