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Nissao is the new french name that has been used to define beautiful male/females very loving and admirable. often a romantic this fun loving person will be adventurous on the bed. not usuallly rejected and accepted among his/her peers this person is likely to grow up to be very succesful. alo the word nisa is the first capital of the Parthians, located near modern Ashgabat in Turkmenistan. commonly used as a last name
Nee/sa/oh. nissao is the best
Nissao by dontay08 November 25, 2011
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Pretty, funny and hot af. Nissa will change your life with her loving, caring, passionate and unique personality. Once you’ve won her trust, she will give you all of her heart and she’ll FULLY open up to you. Extremely sensual and provocative, however she likes to keep thay “good girl” image. Very expressive and social, although she’s picky when it comes to making friends. Nissa likes to talk about her feelings and she’s also a good listener. Very spiritual, Nissa believes there’s a meaning in everything. She’s just the type of person everyone should have in their life.
Nissa is a really good person.
Nissa by ghhili October 16, 2019

Nissan Altima 

A mid-size family car that, for whatever reason, only black people drive on the east coast. It's an anomaly. Malcolm Gladwell would have a field day with it.
There's a white person driving that Nissan Altima! Oh never mind, it's a black person.
Nissan Altima by NissanAltimas March 8, 2011

Nissan Altima 

The Nissan Altima is a mid-size car that has been manufactured by Nissan since 1992. It is a continuation of the Nissan Bluebird line, which began in 1955.

1st gen 1993–1997
2nd 1997 – July 2001
3rd 2001 – 2006
4th gen2007–2012 (sedan)

2008–2013 (coupe)

5th gen 2012 – 2018
2013–2020 (outside North America and China)

6th gen August 2018 to present.

Now for the real definition,

Nissan Altima , a car owned and driven
By a lot of 304's & baby momma's.

You can't knock their vehicle though
Atleast they ain't walking or taking

The Bus but 9 times outta 10 if a female

Owns one of these she's likely a 304 or

Baby momma.
Nissan Altima , the prefered choice of car

By 304's and baby momma's alike .
Nissan Altima by Blu_leef January 19, 2023

nissan altima 

The quintessential baby momma car. Usually driven by a black baby momma with a son named Ayden who was most likely conceived in that car. Preaches about not needing a man and how she has it all together but is ran through. She then proceeds to fuck up her and her sons life for a guy who doesn’t even own a car and uses her to bum cigarette money.
“Damn bro I think she’s the one.”

“Dude she drives a nissan altima. She’s not your girl, it’s just your turn.”
nissan altima by Mirgdorl June 21, 2022

Nissan Pathfinder 

A very capable four wheel drive driven by mad men with the flex of a brick. The Pathfinder was legendary. Particularly the R51. It was almost as sexy as the driver. Going places no other 4wd can go. Unfortunately in 2013 the R52 came out as a glorified soccer moms car. A sad end to a capable car.
Nissan Pathfinder by Jiggywiggyomg February 11, 2019

Nissan GT-R

The GT-R name first came out as a trim level on the Skyline 2000 which was called the Skyline 2000 GT-R. The Nissan Skyline GT-R was never brought to America and so you couldn't buy a Skyline GT-R until they were at least 25 years old. Later Skyline GT-Rs came with a turbocharged RB26DETT inline-six engine making around 290-320 horsepower and the ATTESA E-TS four wheel drive system. The GT-R name was put to rest after the Skyline GT-R (R34) because Nissan was in major debt. After the Nissan Revival Plan, Nissan started on a new GT-R. This time the GT-R was its own model instead of a trim level. This GT-R had a turbocharged V6 engine called the VR38DETT making 480 horsepower and all-wheel-drive on release (2008). The 2019 GT-R is much more powerful with its VR38DETT being pushed to 565 horsepower and with a Nismo version that has 600 horsepower. The regular GT-R stock can go from 0-60 mph in just 2.9 seconds while the Nismo version can go from 0-60 in 2.5 seconds. This car can reach a top speed of 196 mph or 315 kph. With a price of $100,000 the GT-R is a bargain, any car with similar performance are much more expensive while any car near its price are blown away from its performance.
The Nissan GT-R is a high performance sports car.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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