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Ninjesus 

a combonation of ninja and jesus used in order to show exapiration
ninjesus what the did you do now roy
Ninjesus by Lt.Panic October 20, 2008

ninjestic 

Derived from the words ninja and majestic, "ninjestic" is an adjective used to describe someone with great skill. If you wish to describe an action, you should use the adverb form: ninjestically.
If a friend leaps up a giant rock, you might tell them that they are a ninjestic climber. If the paper a friend wrote in study hall before class receives an A, you might tell them that it was ninjestically written.
ninjestic by ForestNinja October 30, 2008

Ninjassasin 

1. noun. Any one who is both a ninja and an assassin. Those aforementioned must be incredibly bad-ass (see tags) and kill a yak from up to 500 yards away... with mind bullets. They're also probably Asian, Black or (rarely) American. If they are American they must have some way of showing of they're badassittude at all times. (i.e. a tattoo of a pretty butterfly) Last, and most importantly, to be a certified ninjassasin one must carry an arbitrary number of weapons (Lets say 12 not including their fists) on their person at all times.
Person Numba 1: Yo, did you play Assasin's Creed lat night?
Henchman #4: Yeah man, that guy is such a ninjassasin!
Bystander 3: What the hell is a ninjassasin?
Thug: Go look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Ninjassasin by Space Pope I17 January 20, 2010

ninjestrian

Cross between a Ninja and a Pedestrian.

Ninjestrians are people who dress in dark clothing and walk alongside unlighted roads at night. Many ninjestrians are also known to run across roads at night freaking out drivers who will either wildly swerve to avoid hitting them or skid over them making them street pizza.
I almost hit that dude dressed who ran out in front of me dressed in all dark like that. He's lucky I could able to brake in time. I could not see him being all ninjestrian at this time of night.
ninjestrian by jasedbased May 1, 2016

Ninjeskimo

People in hooded winter jackets who wear their scarves so highly up on their faces that only their eyes can be seen, thus rendering the appearance of both a ninja and an eskimo.
That ninjeskimo waved at me, but I don't know exactly who he/she was, so I waved back anyway to avoid seeming unsociable.
Ninjeskimo by PandaParka February 23, 2011

Ninjesque 

Ninja like, or relating to or concerning a ninja.
Guy 1: Holy crap! That guy just jumped out of that window and landed on that moving car!
Guy 2: Wow! That's so ninjesque!

Or

Chuck Norris is a very ninjesque person.
Ninjesque by Nekrostalkerpath August 23, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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