Ninjess

African term meaning a female ninja (lion > lioness, ninja > ninjess). Ninjess's are often known fight crazier than a ninja especially when they are pregnant or in love.

The ninjess just annihilated that ninja, she must be in love with the man the Ninja is after.

by iforgotmyparachute May 22, 2010

Ninjesus

a combonation of ninja and jesus used in order to show exapiration

ninjesus what the did you do now roy

by Lt.Panic October 20, 2008

ninjestic

Derived from the words ninja and majestic, "ninjestic" is an adjective used to describe someone with great skill. If you wish to describe an action, you should use the adverb form: ninjestically.

If a friend leaps up a giant rock, you might tell them that they are a ninjestic climber. If the paper a friend wrote in study hall before class receives an A, you might tell them that it was ninjestically written.

by ForestNinja October 30, 2008

Ninjassasin

1. noun. Any one who is both a ninja and an assassin. Those aforementioned must be incredibly bad-ass (see tags) and kill a yak from up to 500 yards away... with mind bullets. They're also probably Asian, Black or (rarely) American. If they are American they must have some way of showing of they're badassittude at all times. (i.e. a tattoo of a pretty butterfly) Last, and most importantly, to be a certified ninjassasin one must carry an arbitrary number of weapons (Lets say 12 not including their fists) on their person at all times.

Person Numba 1: Yo, did you play Assasin's Creed lat night?
Henchman #4: Yeah man, that guy is such a ninjassasin!
Bystander 3: What the hell is a ninjassasin?
Thug: Go look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by Space Pope I17 January 20, 2010

ninjestrian

Cross between a Ninja and a Pedestrian.

Ninjestrians are people who dress in dark clothing and walk alongside unlighted roads at night. Many ninjestrians are also known to run across roads at night freaking out drivers who will either wildly swerve to avoid hitting them or skid over them making them street pizza.

I almost hit that dude dressed who ran out in front of me dressed in all dark like that. He's lucky I could able to brake in time. I could not see him being all ninjestrian at this time of night.

by jasedbased May 1, 2016

Ninjeskimo

People in hooded winter jackets who wear their scarves so highly up on their faces that only their eyes can be seen, thus rendering the appearance of both a ninja and an eskimo.

That ninjeskimo waved at me, but I don't know exactly who he/she was, so I waved back anyway to avoid seeming unsociable.

by PandaParka February 23, 2011

Ninjesque

Ninja like, or relating to or concerning a ninja.

Guy 1: Holy crap! That guy just jumped out of that window and landed on that moving car!
Guy 2: Wow! That's so ninjesque!

Or

Chuck Norris is a very ninjesque person.

by Nekrostalkerpath August 23, 2009