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Common definition: How a smoker feels when they're irritable because they need a cigarette.

Underground definition: When a person snaps because they are really irritated or mad about something.
Ted: Nothing good has happened this year. People are acting like straight assholes everywhere I go. I haven't done anything wrong to anyone, but they keep pushing me.

Casey: What do you expect me to do about it?

Ted: Bail me out of jail.

Casey: Why?

Ted: Because I'm about ready to have a Nic Fit.
Nic Fit by Pony Battles July 27, 2020
Words you can keep
That stupid saying when people need to smoke.
I am a weak bastard I must smoke I am having a nic fit.
nic fit by Randy March 15, 2005
Related Words
a contraction of two words;
nic - short form for nicotine
fit - to freak out

when a person is jonesing for a cigarette.
do you have a smoke? I'm having a nic-fit
nic-fit by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006
Nic-fit-

The fit you throw when you clearly need nicotine, and cannot clearly express the fact, because you haven't had nicotine. Nic-fit.
Stay away from Jane today, she's broke til Thursday and out of smokes!!

-watch out, she might throw a nic-fit
Nic-fit by SweetNightMare April 17, 2024

nic fit dick

The persona that emerges when a closet smoker is jonesing for a cigarette but must wait for a smoking opportunity. In the meanwhile, he is a total dick to everyone.
"Why did Dad spike those hedge clippers into the ground and nearly sever his foot?"
"He badly needs a smoke but won't admit it. He's being a total Nic Fit DICK!"
nic fit dick by Witty Mommy April 1, 2015

Nic Fittin

When your craving a ciggerette.
" I cant wait to get home. Im Nic Fittin really bad.
Nic Fittin by BobbiFergie November 14, 2007
nicotine fit. When you havent smoked for so long that you get pissed off at everything.
god, I smoked a pack yesterday, but I havent smoked in 10 hours. Back off bitch, I got a fucking nicfit.
nicfit by Zanzibarrr May 28, 2008
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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