Randy's definitions

dentfuck

Dentfuck is to dent someones car multiple times with an object.

Mike totally dentfucked that car.

or

I dentfucked that car with a hammer.

by Randy June 21, 2004

greasy spoon

when two sexual partners laying in the spoon position, the assumed male position (of behind) takes a spoon "greased" in KY jelly- sticks it into his own anus then removes it from his anus to give the assumed female position (in front)- then shoves the spoon into her mouth and twist's back and forth with a sharp wrist like movement.

this was made up while playing a game of catch phrase while inhebreated. the greasy spoon came up and sounded like a sexual position so we made the most disgusting thing we could think of for it... hope you like

my girlfriend has been bad, if she keeps it up i'm gonna give her the greasy spoon.

by Randy December 2, 2004

chamoru

A (native) person and/or language of Guam and Northern Mariana Islands including Saipan and Rota.

See also alternate spelling - Chamorro.

Ay, braut, sa' you Chamoru right?
Yeah dute, I speak Chamoru too.
HAAAA!? Think your bad?

by Randy July 11, 2004

beat skeets

1) any situation leading to dissatisfaction;

2) a member of the opposite sex with unappealing physical qualities

1) Getting arrested at Sandy's apartment was beat skeets for those without an Irish name.

2) That girl in our physics class is so beat skeets; lets jump her.

by Randy December 6, 2004

penguin

A fag, someone who cares too much about there apperance, a metrosexual

Demi is a such a penguin.

by Randy March 29, 2005

boodissy

The words booty, dick and pussy combined to form one word. Usually used to describe something.

GOD DAAMN DAWG!!! It smells like boodissy in herr.

by Randy May 1, 2003

The real to real

Slang for "in acuality"

"i be slingin' ounces of rock on the real to real"

by randy March 5, 2004