Randy's definitions

gank

When a group of people gang up on you and you get pwned. Gank gained this extra meaning during a Warcraft 3 game of DOTA Allstars when someone spelled gang bang as gank bang.

They are gonna gank me soon. I just got ganked. Look at those damn gankers, all they do is gank.

by Randy June 30, 2005

llama toe

Llama toe is a pain in your foot that comes from doing calf raises. Llama toe can also come from doing other weightlifting exercises. Do not mistake the week long pain as a stress fracture.

Person 1 - I've come up with a bad case of llama toe.
Person 2 - You sure it isn't a stress fracture?

Person 1 - Look at that chick she has some serious llama toe.
Person 2 - How would you know?
Person 1 - Because she told me.

by Randy June 30, 2005

porky pig

when a college girl on a dare rides around town bottemless but with top on

porky pig the cartoon only wears a shirt

by randy April 24, 2005

life and a day

This term is meas "Life in Prison without possibility of parole"

the term basically means you die in prison hence life in prison plus a day (morgue) before your buries

me:How long did he get?
brandon:"Life and a day"
me:Damn

by Randy May 6, 2005

wiipped

The act of playing the Nintento Wii for more than one hour a day.

What you played your Wii all weekend? Man, you're wiipped.

by Randy February 7, 2007

good jujitsu

-To persevere in spite of difficulty or injury.
-To take a beating and still remain conscious after a fight win or loose.

coined by Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira "Big Nog" in an ring side interview by Joe rogan when he said he would bring "good jujitsu" to the UFC
-A person who breaks his leg during a marathon and still finishes the race has "good jujitsu".
-A person who injures himself at work and still finishes his job has "good jujitsu".

by randy June 25, 2008

chamoru

A (native) person and/or language of Guam and Northern Mariana Islands including Saipan and Rota.

See also alternate spelling - Chamorro.

Ay, braut, sa' you Chamoru right?
Yeah dute, I speak Chamoru too.
HAAAA!? Think your bad?

by Randy July 11, 2004