Randy's definitions

gank

When a group of people gang up on you and you get pwned. Gank gained this extra meaning during a Warcraft 3 game of DOTA Allstars when someone spelled gang bang as gank bang.

They are gonna gank me soon. I just got ganked. Look at those damn gankers, all they do is gank.

by Randy June 30, 2005

llama toe

Llama toe is a pain in your foot that comes from doing calf raises. Llama toe can also come from doing other weightlifting exercises. Do not mistake the week long pain as a stress fracture.

Person 1 - I've come up with a bad case of llama toe.
Person 2 - You sure it isn't a stress fracture?

Person 1 - Look at that chick she has some serious llama toe.
Person 2 - How would you know?
Person 1 - Because she told me.

by Randy June 30, 2005

porky pig

when a college girl on a dare rides around town bottemless but with top on

porky pig the cartoon only wears a shirt

by randy April 24, 2005

life and a day

This term is meas "Life in Prison without possibility of parole"

the term basically means you die in prison hence life in prison plus a day (morgue) before your buries

me:How long did he get?
brandon:"Life and a day"
me:Damn

by Randy May 6, 2005

wiipped

The act of playing the Nintento Wii for more than one hour a day.

What you played your Wii all weekend? Man, you're wiipped.

by Randy February 7, 2007

good jujitsu

-To persevere in spite of difficulty or injury.
-To take a beating and still remain conscious after a fight win or loose.

coined by Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira "Big Nog" in an ring side interview by Joe rogan when he said he would bring "good jujitsu" to the UFC
-A person who breaks his leg during a marathon and still finishes the race has "good jujitsu".
-A person who injures himself at work and still finishes his job has "good jujitsu".

by randy June 25, 2008

krawzy

someone who is SUPER crazy. with l33t skills

dang, did you see that? hes KRAWZY

by randy August 17, 2003