Randy's definitions

life and a day

This term is meas "Life in Prison without possibility of parole"

the term basically means you die in prison hence life in prison plus a day (morgue) before your buries

me:How long did he get?
brandon:"Life and a day"
me:Damn

by Randy May 6, 2005

cleg

British. slang term for slut!

"Oh God! She is such a cleg."

by Randy November 26, 2004

chox

The sound a train makes, plus X

adjective, Sweet.

Jim: I beat the noobs
Randy: Chox!

by randy February 14, 2005

greasy spoon

when two sexual partners laying in the spoon position, the assumed male position (of behind) takes a spoon "greased" in KY jelly- sticks it into his own anus then removes it from his anus to give the assumed female position (in front)- then shoves the spoon into her mouth and twist's back and forth with a sharp wrist like movement.

this was made up while playing a game of catch phrase while inhebreated. the greasy spoon came up and sounded like a sexual position so we made the most disgusting thing we could think of for it... hope you like

my girlfriend has been bad, if she keeps it up i'm gonna give her the greasy spoon.

by Randy December 2, 2004

dentfuck

Dentfuck is to dent someones car multiple times with an object.

Mike totally dentfucked that car.

or

I dentfucked that car with a hammer.

by Randy June 21, 2004

magician randu

a wizard and mage of lore. a very gifted fellow gifted, whos name is randu

wow how the hell did magician randu pull that new fata cd out of mirc?! (he didn't he got it from te0t)

by randy September 8, 2003

mmk

A sound made by combining a mumble and the last half of "OK". Represents a distracted affirmation

"Could you do this for me?"
"Mmk..."

by Randy August 1, 2004