Randy's definitions

Jack

To steal, or take from an unsuspecting person or store.

Yo nigga! Yo shit got jacked!

by Randy January 29, 2006

porky pig

when a college girl on a dare rides around town bottemless but with top on

porky pig the cartoon only wears a shirt

by randy April 24, 2005

ass burner

a flaming dump, one which is often characterized by a burning sensation in the cornhole.

Bro, after those hotwings i went to the head for a 30 minute ass burner.

by Randy August 11, 2004

ass raiding commando

adj; homosexual who loves the cock in his ass

dude, this guy is an ass raiding commando

by randy January 13, 2005

raw

When a vagina gets dry and sore from extended periods of penetration and stimulation.

You're getting raw, are you sure you don't want me to stop?

by Randy November 15, 2004

turd breath

A particularly noxious form of bad breath. The offender's breath smells like he or she has just chewed a mouthful of turds.

Every time that teacher at tech. school tries to help me with my computer, I can smell her turd breath.

by Randy February 27, 2005

wiipped

The act of playing the Nintento Wii for more than one hour a day.

What you played your Wii all weekend? Man, you're wiipped.

by Randy February 7, 2007