43 definitions by Paul J Parkinson

the number of the illuminatae. also associated with chaos magick.
many examples can be found in the 'book of lies'. ie; 23 ski-doo!
by Paul J Parkinson March 22, 2005
to descride a mans excessively hairy back!
gross! how could you sleep with that guy, he's got carpetback.
by Paul J Parkinson March 24, 2005
any person who is slightly crazy and may just snap and lose it.
Eve was such a loosenut, Adam feared for his life.
by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005
a name given to a little girl that gets finger fucked.
grandpa daddy used to finger fuck his 10 yr old niece. she was his favourite finger puppet.
by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005
a gummer is a hummer(blowjob) that is given by someone that has no teeth/wears dentures(and removes them).
I met this cougar last night and she took me home. When we hopped in bed she removed her false teeth and gave me a gummer. It was 10x better than any old hummer could ever be!
by Paul J Parkinson July 5, 2005
a mixture of all the fruit juices found behind a bar of a drinking establishment. may be mixed with any type of alcohol.
bartender: what'll you have?

customer: I'll have a swampwater. I'm the designated driver!
by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005
what a prostitute does when you don't pay her!
I had sex with a hooker last night and didn't pay her. You should have heard that hormone!
by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005