Neztard 

A walking W

A guy who never misses

Neztard

Neztard by Neztard fan March 8, 2021

nemtard 

An insult which is used to define people who are annoying, strange and dumb. It also means that you are boney and means that your friend is a hoe.

You nemtard

nemtard by ketchupisred July 2, 2019

neotard 

(Neo-Tard) -- a contraction of the term Neoconservative and Retard.

A neo-tard is someone who believes in neoconservative principles while not understanding how stupid they are, that he will never personally benefit from these policies, and that said policies may, in fact, lead to his poverty and/or untimely demise.

Traits include a blind support for:

* American Military and Economic Imperialism, without adequate border security.

* Republican Presidential Infallability

* Simultaneous support for low taxes (for the wealthy) and high government spending (for military and corporate welfare at least).

A neotard is also typically unable to offer clear intellectual arguments for his positions, instead relying on catchy but meaningless phrases like, "they'll follow us home," or "don't cut and run," or "die in a fire, you commie libtard!"

As such, they generally lose debates and run away, only to attack another day.

George Bush is a neotard, especially given his belief in his own Presidential Infallability and in policies that fail, no matter how stupid or disproved.

Bill Kristol is not a neotard, because he simply misleads the public to promote his neocon policies.

Anyone who believes Bill Kristol, however, is a neo-tard, because Bill Kristol is always wrong.

Dick Cheney is also not a neotard for similar reasons. He is simply a crook (see "crook").

neotard by Avi Bar-Zeev December 9, 2008

netard 

A cross between a neek + a retard

1) you are a netard
2) yes because my mum is a neek and my dad is a retard

netard by LySi + SoPhI April 21, 2006

Netardus 

To pull of a "Netardus", you must follow all directions below.
1. You must be in a hotel
2. You must find one or two skanks
3. You must find an eye patch
4. You must get the skanks into your room after letting them enjoy a large amount of 151.
5. You then must put on the eye patch, and fuck the skanks with any object that might resemble a dildo.
6. You must have a friend name Roosevelt, who only smashes quasimodos
7. You must wake up the next morning and be scared that you have herpes

Brian- "Hey Sean, do you know where Matt is?"

Sean- "Yeah man, he is upstairs hitting on some skanks"

Brian- "Ohh shit! I saw an eye patch in his back pocket, I bet that man is about to pull a Netardus!"

Sean- "Yeah, but where is Roosevelt?"

Brain- "He is downstairs searching for a fat quasi to smash ASAP"

Netardus by QuasimodoLOVERorHATER?? April 28, 2011

nertarded 

The coexistence of nerdy and retarded qualities. The act of utilizing higher intelligence to do or say stupid things

OMG, I can not believe he said that. He is so nertarded!

nertarded by BigDaddyDoz April 5, 2012

newtard 

Accepting everything new as better without question. Always

wanting to own or use the latest tech, no matter if it's ready for market or not.

That newtard has bought both the iphone and the android.

newtard by dandelionjuice August 2, 2010