netard

A cross between a neek + a retard

1) you are a netard
2) yes because my mum is a neek and my dad is a retard

by LySi + SoPhI April 21, 2006

netard

Someone who believes anything they read on the internet like a total fucking idiot.

Nicole spends all her time looking up 2012 bullshit on the internet and just believes everything, even when these new-found beliefs blatantly contradict one another. What a fucking netard.

by Daryllrn Tonkminferd May 12, 2011

neard

A growth of facial hair which is intentionally concentrated BELOW the neckline, a portmanteau of Neck and bEARD. Usually very scraggled and harsh-looking until it gets some body.

PersonOne: Dude, I think you spilled some gravel on your chin!
PersonTwo: No man, it's cool, I'm gonna grow the sickest neard you've ever seen.
Women: Can we stroke and fondle that gorgeous mane on your neck?
PersonTwo: Get the rubbers, I'll be back in an hour.

by Kenwizzle Foshizzle February 4, 2006

natard

a redneck faggot who shaves his head does a lot of drugs and is generally unpleasant to be around

hey guys wanna go drive tractors and do meth

no you faggot why you gotta be such a natard

by cringy faggot January 30, 2017

Neard

Facial hair under your chin to the adams apple or lower, that your buddy likes to call a beard

Hey man check out that dude with a Neard Beard combo

by Theunseeingrooster September 9, 2010

nebard

Meaning retard, derives from the name of a 'short bus' company called Nebard's. Calling someone a nebard suggests one rides said buses and is therefore a complete fucking retard (as short buses are the common method of transport to and from school/college for mentally disabled students).

Ben spills milkshake everywhere.
Chris says "you fucking nebard"

by Chris27 August 30, 2005

Nitard

A night time retard

While sitting at Starbucks drinking coffee,
"Can you believe that nitard in the drive-thru just getting ice water!"

"Hey did you see that asshole driving without his lights on, what a nitard!"

by TaterTater February 15, 2009