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newtard

Accepting everything new as better without question. Always

wanting to own or use the latest tech, no matter if it's ready for market or not.
That newtard has bought both the iphone and the android.
by dandelionjuice August 2, 2010
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Newtard

A newtard is that new colleague who thinks they know it all, but much to their dismay, end up being humbled by their seniors.

A newtard is usually in their late teens to early twenties, and has an over-inflated ego, but lacks the knowledge to back it up.
I tried to teach Amanda how to read the inventory report, but she acted like a newtard and blew me off.
by Big Poppa Peaches August 31, 2013
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Fox Newstard

A disparaging term for someone whose mind is so undeveloped and inadequate that they rely solely on Fox News for information.
The Mobster in Chief has demonstrated that he is, without a doubt, the biggest Fox Newstard of all time.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019
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fake newstards

The Obstructionist in Chief’s favorite nickname for journalists.
Hey you fake newstards, why don’t you ever ask me about my personal use of disinfectant or hydroxychloroquine anymore?
by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020
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Fox Newstard

A disparaging term for someone whose mind is so undeveloped and inadequate that they rely solely on this news channel.
The Moron in Chief sets a fine example for all Americans by being the poster boy Fox Newstard.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 22, 2019
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nemtard

An insult which is used to define people who are annoying, strange and dumb. It also means that you are boney and means that your friend is a hoe.
You nemtard
by ketchupisred July 2, 2019
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neotard

(Neo-Tard) -- a contraction of the term Neoconservative and Retard.

A neo-tard is someone who believes in neoconservative principles while not understanding how stupid they are, that he will never personally benefit from these policies, and that said policies may, in fact, lead to his poverty and/or untimely demise.

Traits include a blind support for:

* American Military and Economic Imperialism, without adequate border security.

* Republican Presidential Infallability

* Simultaneous support for low taxes (for the wealthy) and high government spending (for military and corporate welfare at least).

A neotard is also typically unable to offer clear intellectual arguments for his positions, instead relying on catchy but meaningless phrases like, "they'll follow us home," or "don't cut and run," or "die in a fire, you commie libtard!"

As such, they generally lose debates and run away, only to attack another day.
George Bush is a neotard, especially given his belief in his own Presidential Infallability and in policies that fail, no matter how stupid or disproved.

Bill Kristol is not a neotard, because he simply misleads the public to promote his neocon policies.

Anyone who believes Bill Kristol, however, is a neo-tard, because Bill Kristol is always wrong.

Dick Cheney is also not a neotard for similar reasons. He is simply a crook (see "crook").
by Avi Bar-Zeev December 9, 2008
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