Nextember 

An easy way of saying 'next September'; most often used when referring to the beginning of term.

Adult: "When are you going back to school, child?"

Child: "Nextember... obviously"

Nextember by Blackwidc999 May 30, 2011

Sextember 25

The day att enables picture messaging on Iphones, causing an immense amount of internetwork traffic of vaginas and dicks. Some believe it may crash the internet or at very least give it an STD.

Nick what is that on your phone?

A condom.

Why?

Its sextember 25 i dont want my phone getting the herp.

Sextember 25 by dirty D NAVIS September 24, 2009

nextever 

It's the next "best thing ever"

I was waiting for the nextever and ipad was announced, now I'm waiting again for the nextever.

nextever by bullian September 7, 2010

sextember 

A month that was once September 1st. Comes from the Latin "sex" meaning six, and is placed in order before (Septem)ber, (Octo)ber, (Novem)ber, and (Decem)ber. September now starts on the 2nd.

Dude, I totally got laid on Sextember.

sextember by Bennett and Luke April 2, 2008

Newvember 

All new video games come out in november after the summer drought. Therefore new games + november = Newvember.

John: "Yo i can't wait for black ops to come out."

Joe:"It comes out in Newvember, right?"

Newvember by blmmdave June 18, 2010

Sextember 

The one month anyone with any gender loves. The pleasure that it gives and the freedom to have some time to do it.

Just remember it's September! It's Sextember everybody, have a happy Sextember!!!!

Sextember by Rafael&Rachel4Life November 12, 2019

noctember 

the mix of october and november meaning it is the middle of october (october 16)

i cant wait to go there in noctember!

noctember by redzreall August 15, 2025