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A month that was once September 1st. Comes from the Latin "sex" meaning six, and is placed in order before (Septem)ber, (Octo)ber, (Novem)ber, and (Decem)ber. September now starts on the 2nd.

Dude, I totally got laid on Sextember.

sextember by Bennett and Luke April 2, 2008

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Sextember

The one month anyone with any gender loves. The pleasure that it gives and the freedom to have some time to do it.

Just remember it's September! It's Sextember everybody, have a happy Sextember!!!!

Sextember by Rafael&Rachel4Life November 12, 2019

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sextember • Sextember 25 • september • September 11 • September 1st • september-10th • september 28 • september 16 • September 12 • september 21

Sextember 25

The day att enables picture messaging on Iphones, causing an immense amount of internetwork traffic of vaginas and dicks. Some believe it may crash the internet or at very least give it an STD.

Nick what is that on your phone?

A condom.

Why?

Its sextember 25 i dont want my phone getting the herp.

Sextember 25 by dirty D NAVIS September 24, 2009

September 17

International NYC Day. 9/17 = Area code 917

“Do you know what day today is?”
“Tuesday?”
“No, what’s the date?”
“September something.”
“Close. September 17.”
“Cool.”
“And you know what September 17 is?”
“What is it?”
“International NYC Day. Get it?”
“No.”
“9/17. Like the area code 917.”
“Beautiful!”

September 17 by user1011001 October 17, 2022

September 14

Fucking best birthday day! If you were born on this day you better fucking smile right now because your fucking perfect and you should be proud

Ayyyy were you born on September 14, oh well then your a fucking prince/ princess

September 14 by UDIAFL October 28, 2019

September 25th

The day amazingly gorgeous people are born. Some weirdos too, but mostly absolutely gorgeous super models.

“Yo dude, that girl was born on September 25th”
“Ah now it makes sense.”
“What makes sense?”
“Just fucking look at her.”

September 25th by Kid who cares October 18, 2019

September 18

People born on this day stand at the pinnacle of society. Elites in every single way. You’ll always want this person as a friend but never as an enemy.

John: “yo Kevin is amazing! He’s so good at everything!”
Patrick: “I mean it makes sense, he was born on September 18 after all.”

September 18 by Defiiiner October 18, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026