Newvember

All new video games come out in november after the summer drought. Therefore new games + november = Newvember.

John: "Yo i can't wait for black ops to come out."

Joe:"It comes out in Newvember, right?"

by blmmdave June 18, 2010

My November

A time in your life in which you loved soo much you wish you could go back and re-live it

“prom night was my November, everything was perfect.”

by Bimmer October 25, 2017

November 17

National no homework day, all students boycott homework and see if we can make this a real holiday

Teacher : Why didn't you do your homework
Student: Because it's November 17

by Frilileckk November 3, 2019

November 9th

A day to tell your crush you like them or slap a bitch

That’s because it’s November 9th

by Joe mama player October 13, 2019

November 2

National slap your siblings day

"Hey brother its November 2"
"Oh fuck"

by a vskskso hooman October 28, 2019

No nut November Poem

When the nut was plentiful,

when the nut was tender

because I'm fasting from the nut,

I go outside to clear my mind

but I see a nut tree,

I see nuts of every kind

And so I being to wonder

if fasting from the nut is a blunder

should I just go crazy?

should I release the thunder?

But oh, no!

I made a bet that I could resist the nut

and I am not about it!

Best believe I'm not paying that five dollars.

A week left in my journey

for the nut I am yearning.

The nut will not bug me,

I'm not a roly poly

I am a man, the nut will not control me.

So December comes blooming,

blooming like a daisy.

Best believe, night of December;

your boy is going crazy.

“I’m struggling this November”
“Let me bless you with some motivational speech, listen to this No Nut November Poem”

by Yung_Samoan November 9, 2019

No Nut November Poem

It’s October 31, the cum is protruding

The darkness of No Nut November is blooming

I go to the bathroom, for one last time

Before I am tortured, and lose my mind

I lock the door, and go on Incognito

And watch a girl fuck herself with a Cheeto

I may go crazy, even insane

But No Nut November isn’t a game

I accept the challenge with open arms

And stop watching the videos — all rated R

‘Tis the last day of this terrible month

The torture and pain was all too much

As November fleats, you bast believe,

When December comes, I’ll be beating my meat

Dude 1:Hey bro did you see the No Nut November Poem
Dude 2: I failed ill take a look tho

by Reno Bumsnot November 19, 2018