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Newcastler

a discombobulated philosophical butt flake disabled crip walking crawfish half eaten autistic autobot looking ass person from newcastle in the uk they have really bad teeth
newcastler: hey!
guy 2: shut up, newcastler!
by ha ez May 1, 2023
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Newcastle Brown Ale

The greatest of Ales, with one of the nicest initial tastes and after tastes known in the beer drinking community. Also is Clint Eastwoods favourite beer.
In England, we drink Newcastle Brown Ale.
by the_holy_man October 2, 2006
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newcastle emlyn

Small town/village in West Wales UK, that somehow, against all the odds, remains human, friendly and welcoming. You'll hear Welsh spoken just about everywhere by locals and not just by pretentious, crachach-welsh-wannabe-shit-heads from Cardiff. Some great pubs with great real ale, all in easy staggering distance of each other; so not just mass produced crap served to chavs, that drives you mental (which we hope they will continue serving to chavs, of course).
Sheep & cattle auction right next to the main street; how cool is that? Most locals have abandoned fashion in favour of having a life. Cool hippie shops and cafs galore.
Newcastle Emlyn; lets hope the English don't ruin it.

diolch o galon
by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006
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Newcastle Ontario

A small hick town in the middle of the boonies. 45 minutes from Toronto. Best thing in town is Tim Hortons. Or getting high.
by bigtittylady May 25, 2011
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Newcastle United

A proud footballing club from the port city of Newcastle in the north East of England.

Playing their home games at the massive 52,000 all seater stadium "St. James' Park" they have enjoyed top flight football for a long time.

Newcastle United is home to the player with the most ammount of goals in the Priemiership ever. Alan Shearer.

The clubs nickname is "The magpies" They play in Black and white. They are offcially the most powerful club in the North East, casting the likes of minnows Sunderland and Hartlepool in to shadow.
by ruffle November 13, 2005
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newcastle west

newcastle west is a town in limerick. it is a big town and the banter is unreal !! just because its in limerick dont mean were gonna stab you!
are you going to come to newcastle west next weekend?

of course, its so much fun there !
by BAGofBeauty April 24, 2012
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Newcastle Brown Ale

1.) The only beer you really need to drink.

2.) The beer that, upon consumption causes real men to beam with satisfaction and pussies to grimace like the little bitches they are.
1.) Everyday at lunch, my coworker and I kill a case of cold Newcastle Brown Ale. It helps us relax and carry out the rest of the day with style.

2.) Folks at the party were just chillin' and drinking Newcastle Brown Ale. Suddenly this frat boy asshole comes in and asks for a beer. After taking a sip he grimaced and asked for a Bud Lite. I grabbed a cold castle, chugged it, smashed the bottle, and then stabbed him the throat. Everyone present nodded with approval at my gallant actions.
by radass dude July 20, 2008
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