City of art, culture and....ah sod it. It's a damned city like most others,but it does have great pubs, as long as you stay clear of the charver/charva bars.
by hatman February 9, 2004
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City in the north east of england, (this is from someone who is neither a geordie nor a mackem). It is like every city, has its bad areas, as well as very nice areas, a few bad areas DOES NOT make a city a shithole, so up yours muchly sunderland. If you plan to visit Newcastle i recommend you go to Gosforth, Jesmond, Westerhope or Dene, nice areas with friendly, middle class people. I would avoid Benwell, Elswick, Scotswood and Byker, the not so nice areas. There is plenty to do in the city centre and if you know the right places to be, Newcastle is one hell of a city!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: I might visit Newcastle, what do you think?
Guy 2: Do, it's awesome, keep away from the shitholes though!

Guy 1: I hear there are some great pubs in Newcastle.
Guy 2: There really are, especially The Strawberry!!
by rice_krispies March 24, 2011
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The only decent people in England, if you ever have a party and want it to be bitching then you'll need to invite at least 2 scottish people, 2 newcastle people and 2 irish people and be sure to stock a lot of drink and a few towels to mop up the sick/blood out back
Last time I went out with my newcastle, scottish and irish frinds one of them fell asleep in a cupboard, I squared up to some dick who was giving me shit and we all got pished and were sick

Good times
by Kieren and Grae July 4, 2006
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The better city in the North East where Geordies originate from, surpasses the lesser neighbouring city Sunderland outright.
"Hey I fancy visiting the North East"
"Hmmm, how about Sunderland?"
"No way, that place is a shithole. I would much rather visit the better city of Newcastle."
"Right o"
by mceggy January 8, 2006
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The art of having sex. Named "newcastling" after the city of newcastle where people go for a good day out.
Are you two going to go newcastling in your house? Oh my!
by wifeofbath. September 13, 2008
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Suprisingly diverse and cosmopolitan city in the far north of England, also home of Viz comic which reflects the rich slang and drunkenness this city has bestowed.

A suprising amount of Urban Dictionary, mine too, are influenced by Viz.
Newcastle Brown ale was specially imported by Clint Eastwood due to the fact it's so awesome. And if it's good enough for cowboys, it's good enough for you.
by dj_monged August 8, 2004
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The best place in England where i and the cannyfit willneoriginate.come visit for a pint and a jaw spinning.
(Person1) have you ever been to England?

(Person2) yes I went to Newcastle it was canny necta!
(Person3) SUB TO WILLNE! 5MIL 2020
by Willne is fit February 14, 2020
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