A proud footballing club from the port city of Newcastle in the north East of England.

Playing their home games at the massive 52,000 all seater stadium "St. James' Park" they have enjoyed top flight football for a long time.

Newcastle United is home to the player with the most ammount of goals in the Priemiership ever. Alan Shearer.

The clubs nickname is "The magpies" They play in Black and white. They are offcially the most powerful club in the North East, casting the likes of minnows Sunderland and Hartlepool in to shadow.

Referring to the heavy unfashionable winter jacket and patterned mittens Sanders wore to the inauguration of Joe Biden.

A Football team which ether has either Overrated,Poor or amateur players playing in a barcoded strip for sad,stupid pathetic supporters.

Soon-to-be-debt-ridden club with barcodes for shirts and a penchant for signing complete arseholes

are complete and utter shite