Neutralizer

A neutralizer is a piece-of-shit car that a rich guy drives because that car has the power to neutralize gold diggers since gold diggers will automatically discount a guy that drives a piece-of-shit car, regardless of his other qualities. A neutralizer is the anti-thesis of a chick magnet.

The purpose of owning, driving and even cherishing a neutralizer is that it will save the rich guy from the claws of gold diggers. If a woman passes the neutralizer test, i.e. she accepts a guy with his POS car, she is likely a good person with depth of character, and she will challenge him intellectually. If she won't even give him a chance because of his car, the guy now knows she only likes him for his cash.

Ahmed: Hey, that girl you met at the bar last week was quite tantalizing. You seemed to hit it off. Did you go on a date with her?

Laurent: Well, I was pretty excited, and the conversation was going well, but my Neutralizer seemed have turned her off when she saw me get in my Neutralizer (1998 Corolla with scratches everywhere). She got neutralized. I saw her two days later in a Maserati with some other rich trust fund kid. The Neutralizer saved me again from falling for a smoking hot gold digger. Thank you my Neutralizer, because I never learn my lessons...For now, I guess I'll have to find someone else to share my 5000 sqft penthouse overlooking Central Park.

Neutralizer by frenamezian_again1 February 3, 2012

The German neutralizer 

During any form of sex you taze yourself at the moment of climax

I tried the German neutralizer last night

The German neutralizer by Christian nosack October 9, 2014

The Neutralizer 

A very honorary bro that sacrifices themselves to get with a girl in a large group in a group that nobody wants, (usually ugly) so his friends can get it in with her hotter friends. the neutralizer must be under the influence of a mind altering substance so their is minimal recollection of the events . Code of conduct states that nobody speaks of the neutralizer or the act of the neutralizing. it is optional that the neutralizer is paid.

They sent in Ryan the neutralizer to neutralize val in order for nick to get with val's friend.

The Neutralizer by Rain125689 May 27, 2013

nad neutralizer 

(n). When one takes some sort of physical means to decrease one's libido, so one cannot have an erection. Quite often the man will take something to block one's urges. Another name for this is to install a pop up blocker. Don't confuse this with cock blocker. That's entirely different.

Hey, man, I heard that you're going to Vegas tomorrow. With all those scantily clad showgirls around everywhere, aren't you worried that you will get into trouble with the Missus out of town?

No man, I got it covered. I too a 'nad neutralizer, so I'm good.

nad neutralizer by Mind Gamer November 25, 2013

freak neutralize 

The act of sneaking up on another person and unsuspectingly humping them while repeating a phrase such as, "Ohhh, I'm slutty!" or "Just let it happen."

(Also an effective way to get rid of someone who's trying to cock-block one of your buddies.)

Did you see the way Joe freak neutralized Bob? He never saw it coming. And Bob's reaction was priceless.

Trying to freak neutralize Bob is a good way to get punched in the balls.

freak neutralize by YouWantedTheBest March 16, 2008

neuralyzer 

(noun) AKA flashy-thing. A fictional gadget from Men in Black that allows one to erase another's short term memory and replace it with spoken words similar to post-hypnotic suggestions.

Sometimes misspelled as neuralizer.

Kay: All right, Beatrice, there was no alien. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
Jay: Wait a minute. You just flash that thing, it erases her memory, and you just make up a new one?
Kay: A standard issue neuralyzer.
Jay: And that weak-ass story's the best you can come up with?

neuralyzer by Plenipotentiary May 18, 2016

Neutralize 

To kill and put something out of its misery. Usually using a very vicious, savage and violent force upon some harmless object, person, animal, grandma, kitten, baby...

"I'm so going to neutralize that baby kitten"

Neutralize by BNKRNR March 30, 2010