neuralyzer 

(noun) AKA flashy-thing. A fictional gadget from Men in Black that allows one to erase another's short term memory and replace it with spoken words similar to post-hypnotic suggestions.

Sometimes misspelled as neuralizer.

Kay: All right, Beatrice, there was no alien. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
Jay: Wait a minute. You just flash that thing, it erases her memory, and you just make up a new one?
Kay: A standard issue neuralyzer.
Jay: And that weak-ass story's the best you can come up with?

neuralyzer by Plenipotentiary May 18, 2016

MIB neuralyzer

i like the mib neuralyzer. i like the mib neuralyzer. i like the mib neuralyzer. i like the mib neuralyzer.

what were we talking about?

1: i like mib neuralyzer
1: no

MIB neuralyzer by DiscordReject4 March 24, 2025

Neuralizer 

The act of removing a Facebook thread so it disappears without anyone knowing it ever existed.

Holy Marston, you pulled a Nguyen and used the neuralizer on that thread!

Neuralizer by Angry Professor October 16, 2012

Neutralizer

A neutralizer is a piece-of-shit car that a rich guy drives because that car has the power to neutralize gold diggers since gold diggers will automatically discount a guy that drives a piece-of-shit car, regardless of his other qualities. A neutralizer is the anti-thesis of a chick magnet.

The purpose of owning, driving and even cherishing a neutralizer is that it will save the rich guy from the claws of gold diggers. If a woman passes the neutralizer test, i.e. she accepts a guy with his POS car, she is likely a good person with depth of character, and she will challenge him intellectually. If she won't even give him a chance because of his car, the guy now knows she only likes him for his cash.

Ahmed: Hey, that girl you met at the bar last week was quite tantalizing. You seemed to hit it off. Did you go on a date with her?

Laurent: Well, I was pretty excited, and the conversation was going well, but my Neutralizer seemed have turned her off when she saw me get in my Neutralizer (1998 Corolla with scratches everywhere). She got neutralized. I saw her two days later in a Maserati with some other rich trust fund kid. The Neutralizer saved me again from falling for a smoking hot gold digger. Thank you my Neutralizer, because I never learn my lessons...For now, I guess I'll have to find someone else to share my 5000 sqft penthouse overlooking Central Park.

Neutralizer by frenamezian_again1 February 3, 2012

The German neutralizer 

During any form of sex you taze yourself at the moment of climax

I tried the German neutralizer last night

The German neutralizer by Christian nosack October 9, 2014

Donkey Neuralizer Anal Cannon

(DNAC) A more fun way to say: "deoxyribonucleic acid" A.K.A. : DNA while in Biology class.

Kyle, please read sentence number two...BE QUIET, CHILDREN! okay, kyle, go ahead" "donkey neuralizer anal cannon is a neuralizing anal cannon that contains the genetic instructions used in the development and functioning of all known living orgasms with the exception of some viruses." "GO TO I.S.S. KYLE

Donkey Neuralizer Anal Cannon by Gothkid13 November 30, 2010

neutralyze 

noun

1. advanced, science-inspired acne treatment to bring skin back to a neutral state of clear, calm, even-toned, glowing health.

Neutralyze was born in 2015, spearheaded by a family of entrepreneurs who had spent years battling severe acne themselves. They had spent thousands on celebrity-endorsed treatments, prescription medications, and crazy home remedies. Our founders were desperate to come up with a solution to their acne once and for all. In fact, after spending so much time trying dozens of products and medications that didn’t deliver results, they were almost ready to give up.

The Neutralyze system focuses on the little-known, real root problem: inflammation. It’s not magic. It’s advanced science, a team of dedicated experts, and a lot of passion. But, we do have a not-so-secret ingredient that’s almost as good as magic… The Neutralyze Acne Treatment System harnesses the extraordinary power of something called Nitric Oxide. Nitric Oxide is an amazing substance that is naturally produced by your own body! It helps increase blood flow which promotes your skin’s ability to fight the main acne culprit: inflammation.

Neutralyze products are sold on the direct website (www.neutralyze.com) or on Amazon.com.

I used to have bad acne breakouts, until I started using Neutralyze.

neutralyze by Acne Experts April 23, 2021