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Nelf
Nelf
"During my physical exam the doctor noticed that i had alot of built up nelf... it was embarrassing."
nelfred
Nelfred is an amazing human being, he is a loving father. He IS AMAZING IN SO MANY WAYS. He will go above and beyond for you just to make you happy.
nelfred by im just someone August 25, 2019
Nelfis
A very strange and unique specimen. A Nelfis is a short goblin-like creature that is left-handed and plays tennis. Even with it’s very short stature, A Nelfis specimen can be quite fierce when it is challenged by its natural enemy, an Anthony. Even with these facts, only one Nelfis remains in existence existence, with the rest of them dying off before 2200 B.C. It is also theorized that this Nelfis was involved in the plot of 9/11.
That man seems really Nelfisy.
You’re really being a Nelfis right now.
I deployed a Nelfis Hut in Clash Royale!
You’re really being a Nelfis right now.
I deployed a Nelfis Hut in Clash Royale!
Nelfis by Upward_Canoe June 12, 2023
Nelfies
Like nudes, only better. Nelfies are the type of nudes you only get from that special someone. Nelfies are the nudes in which you see the senders face, completely unfiltered with no makeup. Nelfies can be taken naked, entirely up to you.
Sandra sent her boyfriend, Tom, some nelfies to show him how much she really loved him. Tom then told her he loved her and showed all his bros her nelfies.
Nelfies by Lordpotatochip March 9, 2015
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026