Needom 

Is a male who doesnt own anything else but sweatpants, and thinks he's SOOO cool with the ladies.

In other words, A tool.

"Ahhhhhh, Look at Needom over there tryin' to spit game."
"HA! He's not getting anywhere with it,"
"I know it's just funny to watch"

Needom by Wonderfull person January 1, 2010

nerdometer

nerd-o-meter /nərd-‘α-mət-ər or ‘nərd-o-‘mit-ər/ pl. –s n. E nerd + Gk –meter MORE AT measure (2010): an instrument that measures the degree to which a person or persons perform or engage in analyses of unusual topics (ie. science fiction, mathematics, etc) that are likely to be regarded as pointless, uninteresting, impractical or just fucking weird.

adj. nerd-o-met-ric /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk/

adv. nerd-o-met-ric-ally /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk-li/

n. nerd-o-met-ry /nərd-’α-mət-ri/

n. nerd-o-met-rics /nərd-ə-‘mεt-rIks/

You guys really set off the nerdometer when you connected Middle English to Star Trek like that.

nerdometer by Nerdometrist June 5, 2010

Needsman 

A needsman is someone who is there for you whenever you need anything. Ask the Needsman and he/she shall supply you with whatever it is that you need.

Guy: Man the chick is fine, she wanted me to give her a ride home but I don't have enough money for gas, or for a car.
Needsman: Hey bro, you can take my ride, and here's $20 to fill up the tank.
Guy: Thanks man, your a real needsman.

Needsman by GoodtimesCharlie March 18, 2009

nerdom 

1. The quality or state of being a nerd.

2. Of, or relating to, nerdiness.

Jess: You play D&D? Haha!

Mitch: Gimme a break, we all have our points of nerdom.

nerdom by E11iott October 26, 2008

Professa Needamayer 

1) originator & master of Cajun Flava; the flyest blend of Hip Hop styles that you ever heard

2) one of the best Grammy overlooked Hip Hop artist on the planet

Professa Needamayer and dj Harry Hotsauce = Hip Hop tagteam awesomeness!

Professa Needamayer by CoHa January 16, 2010

Needum 

A Needum is a dear friend of many years, a friend who may be closer than family members. This friendship transcends time and geographic distance.

Needum is not a romantic relationship.

Needum may occasionally be shortened to "Needs." Two people who are Needums or Needs to each other may engage in jibberish based on their shared experiences, which is unintelligible to others.

See also bestfriend; bestie; twinglish.

"I've known my Needum since high school. Everyone should have a Needum."

Needum by SBK SBK March 2, 2019

Needotional 

A mixture of needy and emotional

I have cramps, my feet hurt, and I feel bloated, I'm feeling very needotional this week...tell me I'm pretty...

Needotional by My Mocha November 28, 2016