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A Needum is a dear friend of many years, a friend who may be closer than family members. This friendship transcends time and geographic distance.

Needum is not a romantic relationship.

Needum may occasionally be shortened to "Needs." Two people who are Needums or Needs to each other may engage in jibberish based on their shared experiences, which is unintelligible to others.

See also bestfriend; bestie; twinglish.
"I've known my Needum since high school. Everyone should have a Needum."
Needum by SBK SBK March 2, 2019
Words you can keep

Needsman 

A needsman is someone who is there for you whenever you need anything. Ask the Needsman and he/she shall supply you with whatever it is that you need.
Guy: Man the chick is fine, she wanted me to give her a ride home but I don't have enough money for gas, or for a car.
Needsman: Hey bro, you can take my ride, and here's $20 to fill up the tank.
Guy: Thanks man, your a real needsman.
Needsman by GoodtimesCharlie March 18, 2009
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Professa Needamayer 

1) originator & master of Cajun Flava; the flyest blend of Hip Hop styles that you ever heard

2) one of the best Grammy overlooked Hip Hop artist on the planet
Professa Needamayer and dj Harry Hotsauce = Hip Hop tagteam awesomeness!
Professa Needamayer by CoHa January 16, 2010
Når man skal forklare noget på et niveau, så alle kan forstå det.
1: Eisteins relativitetsteori er utrolig interessant, jeg syntes.....
2: Kan du neddumme den for mig ?
neddumme by ABVM March 7, 2016

nerdument 

A heated argument concerning a topic that the general population typically cares little about, such as string theory, Crispin Glover films and Zelda. Can often be found on Internet message boards.
Joe: "The Sega Dreamcast was clearly the most underrated console system of all time."

Jim: "Have we forgotten about the 3DO, my friend?"

John: "I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to interrupt this nerdument."
nerdument by mikeity mike mike January 7, 2008
The name given to absolute utter sexbombs. Nedums are usually super handsome and muscular
Phwoarr, look at his six pack. He must be a nedum
Nedum by 2neezy October 26, 2011
Is a male who doesnt own anything else but sweatpants, and thinks he's SOOO cool with the ladies.

In other words, A tool.
"Ahhhhhh, Look at Needom over there tryin' to spit game."
"HA! He's not getting anywhere with it,"
"I know it's just funny to watch"
Needom by Wonderfull person January 1, 2010
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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