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Naturist 

John: I'm going to the nude beach.
Amy: Oh, you're a nudist?
John: No, I'm a naturist, peasant.
Naturist by Ajhatch February 23, 2010

naturist 

Someone that you wouldn't want to see naked, but who gets naked anyway.
Upon seeing his elderly neighbours Dave and Doreen at a local naturist meet, Stevie proceeded to head home immediately and apply bleach to his own eyes, in order to scrub the mental scars away from himself.
naturist by Noncondolphin December 31, 2019

naturism 

people that believe in exposing their body parts and walking around naked just like every animal on this planet, there believes came from a scientist name darwin.
william: mom i believe in naturism
mom: will that's good honey
william:zaaaap(rip his clothes off)
mom: HAVE YOU GONE FULL RETARD dude.
-william ran out from the house
naturism by WARian January 9, 2015

Naturita 

1. A piss hole in the middle of the desert where parents choose to raise their kids just to torture them.
2. Meth capital of Colorado
3. The town where everyone knows your name... cause they all share it!
"Naturita? You mean that town where I can score Meth from your Grandma?"
Naturita by Tdawgzzzz March 21, 2009

Naturistic 

Naturistic is a real word but it sounds made it. Kax101 AJ said this word on a stream.
That person's outfit looks so naturistic
Naturistic by Frozenfan724(9) July 10, 2021

NaturStat 

A Facebook status update made at some point during a Naturday. May occur between hours of 9AM Saturday and 6AM Sunday. Typically contains elements of tailgating, binge drinking, or being drunk; notably, a complete disregard for spelling, grammar, or punctuation (beyond recognition is best).
Waves of comments may follow as written by either sober individuals not having fun or parents/brothers/sisters/aunts/uncles/grandparents/cousins/angry drunk fan from opposing team. All usually negative, or questioning sanity/alcoholic tendencies.
"Bro, you had a wicked fucking NaturStat"
"What'd it say?"
"i;khke te 76t fro awIN!!!"
Nice.
NaturStat by JKoney October 15, 2010