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Naturistic Masterbating 

Where a person who has ran out of ideas to save trees or a nature preserve and has to go to extmere mesasures. Naturistic Masterbation is where a strong point is being made and to stop the man and to give in to his demands. Even if it means getting into nature.
Oh my god! Will that guy stop Naturistic Masterbating. Just let the man be with his trees!

naturist 

Someone that likes being naked. Naturist may be used more specifically to refer to those that get naked to feel closer to nature, however in most cases is interchangeable with nudist.
Because of the controversy of nudity in America, many naturist resorts there locate in obscure locations.
naturist by Zatu October 25, 2005

Naturist 

John: I'm going to the nude beach.
Amy: Oh, you're a nudist?
John: No, I'm a naturist, peasant.
Naturist by Ajhatch February 23, 2010

naturific 

Something really cool that happens in nature.
example--

person1: Look at those squirrels gettin' it on...

person2: wonder if they're in love...

person1: naturific anyway.

example2--

Laying in the sun all day while smoking weed is very naturific.
naturific by greatlakestony June 24, 2009

Nautistic 

When a young toddler is thought to be autistic, but actually just ends up being more of an introvert with high intellect.
After months of therapy, it was found that Bob was nautistic.
Nautistic by miata78 July 3, 2014

naturist 

Someone that you wouldn't want to see naked, but who gets naked anyway.
Upon seeing his elderly neighbours Dave and Doreen at a local naturist meet, Stevie proceeded to head home immediately and apply bleach to his own eyes, in order to scrub the mental scars away from himself.
naturist by Noncondolphin December 31, 2019
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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