NaturStat 

A Facebook status update made at some point during a Naturday. May occur between hours of 9AM Saturday and 6AM Sunday. Typically contains elements of tailgating, binge drinking, or being drunk; notably, a complete disregard for spelling, grammar, or punctuation (beyond recognition is best).
Waves of comments may follow as written by either sober individuals not having fun or parents/brothers/sisters/aunts/uncles/grandparents/cousins/angry drunk fan from opposing team. All usually negative, or questioning sanity/alcoholic tendencies.

"Bro, you had a wicked fucking NaturStat"
"What'd it say?"
"i;khke te 76t fro awIN!!!"
Nice.

NaturStat by JKoney October 15, 2010

Naturopathical Selection 

An evolutionary mechanism that weeds stupid people out of the gene pool because they followed the advice given by a naturopath.

"Yeah.. My son Timmy had cancer but the naturopath treated him with Rosemary... By the time we found out that he had cancer, and that Rosemary was only good for making a tasty lamb roast, it was too late. Another victim of naturopathical selection I guess...."

Naturopathical Selection by roidzo February 8, 2010

Naturita 

1. A piss hole in the middle of the desert where parents choose to raise their kids just to torture them.
2. Meth capital of Colorado
3. The town where everyone knows your name... cause they all share it!

"Naturita? You mean that town where I can score Meth from your Grandma?"

Naturita by Tdawgzzzz March 21, 2009

Naturopath 

1. a person with a pathological faith in Nature that promotes these ideals to others in exchange for remuneration...

2. a person who'd like to be a medical practitioner but can't really apply themself due to an anti authority figure and personality disorder so they immerse themself in a world of fantasy based on an anachronistic interpretation of eastern mysticism...

“The naturopath’s suggested treatment of ‘erbs and sitting cross-legged did f… all for my illness.”

Naturopath by The Blobette September 15, 2010

Naturopath 

A bullshit artist who will gladly endanger the lives of the gullible and weak of mind by offering bogus solutions to real or imagined health issues. A particularly cynical breed of conman who has so morally bankrupt that they will willing put the lives of others at risk for profit.

A naturopath cost my slightly dim cousin his life when he persuaded that his carcinoma could be treated with nettle infusions and prayer.

Naturopath by Benny Lust December 19, 2016

Naturebate 

Utilizing the forces of nature to masturbate (e.g. sensual river flows, voluptuous lichen patches, sultry hot springs, or deep holes in the ground).

Tom: "David, did you just skeet in the river?!?"

David: "Oh yeah dude, sorry. Every time I get in I'm overcome by the sudden urge to naturebate."

Naturebate by AllDayAllNight July 5, 2009

Naturebate 

where you decide for no apperent reason to go outdoors and masturbate.

this can be anywhere outside, not in any specific place.

"what did you do last night buddy?"

"I went outside to naturebate, it was awsome doing it whilst looking at the stars"

Naturebate by yogigypsy October 16, 2009