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Naturita 

1. A piss hole in the middle of the desert where parents choose to raise their kids just to torture them.
2. Meth capital of Colorado
3. The town where everyone knows your name... cause they all share it!

"Naturita? You mean that town where I can score Meth from your Grandma?"
Naturita by Tdawgzzzz March 21, 2009
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NaturStat 

A Facebook status update made at some point during a Naturday. May occur between hours of 9AM Saturday and 6AM Sunday. Typically contains elements of tailgating, binge drinking, or being drunk; notably, a complete disregard for spelling, grammar, or punctuation (beyond recognition is best).
Waves of comments may follow as written by either sober individuals not having fun or parents/brothers/sisters/aunts/uncles/grandparents/cousins/angry drunk fan from opposing team. All usually negative, or questioning sanity/alcoholic tendencies.
"Bro, you had a wicked fucking NaturStat"
"What'd it say?"
"i;khke te 76t fro awIN!!!"
Nice.
NaturStat by JKoney October 15, 2010
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Naturetapse

Naturetapse is a jellyfishfingernail4 anti🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Person 1:naturetapse just posted a new video
Person 2:ok

naturetapse

user @naturetapse on tiktok is a very mentally ill neil cicierega stan who posts good ish content
“naturetapse needs therapy
i agree
naturetapse by motherkaitlyn September 24, 2021

naturetapse

"NATURETAPSE JUST POSTED!!"

"ew okay."
naturetapse by cumera September 7, 2021

naturetapse

Naturetapse is probably my fav mutual go follow them on tiktok :)
Naturetapse > you
naturetapse by ThinMintsz January 9, 2022
Having the characteristics of nature.
Wow man! That shirt is so naturical. Where'd you get it?
Naturical by Urban_Dictionary=👍 February 3, 2024
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