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Nemophilia

Nemophilia is the love of spending time in forests or woodland, particularly at night; going camping in woodland could probably be considered to be the equivalent of sex, possibly this is what John Denver meant when he wrote Annie’s Song. It does, however, make you wonder what woodland survival training, as practised by the armed forces, would equate to.
No Malcolm, people who practise Nemophilia should not be arrested and jailed.
Nemophilia by AKACroatalin December 30, 2016

Narcophilia 

A paraphilia (fetish or kink) having to do with sleep. A narcophiliac may experience sexual arousal at the sight of their sleeping partner, at the feeling of being sleepy themselves, or may enjoy the idea of having sex with their partner while one or both of them is falling asleep. Narcophilia has nothing to do with death or dead bodies, though the word for the paraphilia known as "necrophilia" looks similar.
Joan: Were you getting it on with your girl while she was asleep? That's sick...
Tim: It's not what it looks like. She has narcophilia. She's down for it.
Narcophilia by moooBat September 17, 2014

Nemophilia

Nemophilia is the love of spending time in forests or woodland; woodland survival training, as practised by the armed forces could, therefore, be considered the equivalent of sex.
Malcolm is such a wanker he thought nemophilia was having sex with a cartoon fish.
Nemophilia by Croatalin December 31, 2013

Nekophilia 

A fetish in which a person likes Nekos (A person possessing cat like qualities such as cat ears/tail)
His love of cats made him realize he is into nekophilia.
Nekophilia by Pixel Studios October 1, 2016

Nasophile 

Someone who is attracted to noses, usually (but not exclusively) belonging to members of the opposite sex. Male nasophiles usually seek women with noses larger, rounder, broader or otherwise more prominent than usual, for example Sarah Michelle Gellar.
"My boyfriend loves my nose"
"Are you sure he's not a nasophile?"
Nasophile by Bazonka March 13, 2009

Nemophiliac 

A person that has a sexual fettish for fish and aquatic life.

The word comes from the movie Finding Nemo and Philiac which means to love.
Did you just jack off into the fish tank? what are you, some sort of Nemophiliac?

You know I'm not allowed at Seaworld anymore, not after they found out I was a Nemophiliac