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netophile 

netophile-(net-uh-fahyl) one who is overly obsessed or has an unhealthy addiction or attraction to the internet,noun. (Origin)from the modern abbreviation of the word internet net and the greek word -phile- to have a strong affinity or attraction.
Your mama is such a netophile, she has seen more profiles than a booking officer.

My girlfriend searches the net for everything. She is a regular netophile.

Dude, you know you got a wicked case of netophilia, when you've been changing your myspace layout more than your tightey-whiteys!
netophile by Ash Fab May 24, 2008

Nasophilia

Arousal from the sight, touch, licking, or sucking of a partner's nose.
sucking da eye > playing the pink obeo
Nasophilia by matt November 28, 2003

nameophiles

People who go on urban dictionary and write descriptions of their name that make them look like gods because they have nothing better to do and no life
Person 1: ugh, I went on urban dictionary and all there is are people making themselves look like gods just because of their name

Person 2: I know right? fucking nameophiles...

Person 1: I swear these people have no life.
nameophiles by HiddenTides September 12, 2016

Nedophile 

A rabid supporter of Ned Lamont in the 2006 Connecticut Senate Race.
The Nedophiles have waged a major media campaign to discredit Senator Joe Lieberman.
Nedophile by Quaoar November 4, 2006

Nekophile 

Someone (usually a weeaboo) who calls cats "neko(s)" and make everything they like into a cat. These are seen with AUs or fanart that depict a character as a cat.

These people are the cat ladies of weeaboos and if you say a single thing about cats, depending on you intention, they either:
1: Keep talking to you about cats, or
2: Keep saying that cats are the best, and every other animal is bad.
He's dressed up as a cat, carrying around cat food, and holds cats everywhere. He either is a nekophile, or is a furry.

Nemophile 

One who loves woodland areas and groves. Specifically related to Nemophilia as a type of flower preferring said environments.
All these fucking disaffected, nemophile hipsters with their antler shirts and their aspen tree wallpapers and their pseudo-outdoorsman shit are starting to piss me the fuck off.
Nemophile by Dylan McDermott July 22, 2014