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netophile
netophile-(net-uh-fahyl) one who is overly obsessed or has an unhealthy addiction or attraction to the internet,noun. (Origin)from the modern abbreviation of the word internet net and the greek word -phile- to have a strong affinity or attraction.
Your mama is such a netophile, she has seen more profiles than a booking officer.
My girlfriend searches the net for everything. She is a regular netophile.
Dude, you know you got a wicked case of netophilia, when you've been changing your myspace layout more than your tightey-whiteys!
My girlfriend searches the net for everything. She is a regular netophile.
Dude, you know you got a wicked case of netophilia, when you've been changing your myspace layout more than your tightey-whiteys!
Related Words
Nasophile • nanophile • Nasophilia • Nedophile • Nekophile • nikophile • Masophile • nameophiles • namephile • Nebophile
Nasophilia
Nasophilia by matt November 28, 2003
nameophiles
People who go on urban dictionary and write descriptions of their name that make them look like gods because they have nothing better to do and no life
Person 1: ugh, I went on urban dictionary and all there is are people making themselves look like gods just because of their name
Person 2: I know right? fucking nameophiles...
Person 1: I swear these people have no life.
Person 2: I know right? fucking nameophiles...
Person 1: I swear these people have no life.
nameophiles by HiddenTides September 12, 2016
Nedophile
Nekophile
Someone (usually a weeaboo) who calls cats "neko(s)" and make everything they like into a cat. These are seen with AUs or fanart that depict a character as a cat.
These people are the cat ladies of weeaboos and if you say a single thing about cats, depending on you intention, they either:
1: Keep talking to you about cats, or
2: Keep saying that cats are the best, and every other animal is bad.
These people are the cat ladies of weeaboos and if you say a single thing about cats, depending on you intention, they either:
1: Keep talking to you about cats, or
2: Keep saying that cats are the best, and every other animal is bad.
He's dressed up as a cat, carrying around cat food, and holds cats everywhere. He either is a nekophile, or is a furry.
Nekophile by Weeaboos are not "kawaii desu" June 12, 2016
Nemophile
One who loves woodland areas and groves. Specifically related to Nemophilia as a type of flower preferring said environments.
All these fucking disaffected, nemophile hipsters with their antler shirts and their aspen tree wallpapers and their pseudo-outdoorsman shit are starting to piss me the fuck off.
Nemophile by Dylan McDermott July 22, 2014
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).