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A funny black man who is good with the ladies but often falls in love too quickly. You should always be friends with a nashon, he knows how to make you laugh when you're upset.
Girl 1; omg! That guy is so hot! What's his name?!

Girl 2; oh, that's nashon, he's my bestfriend, he's so funny. You should hit him up!

Girl 1; will do(;
Nashon by Lovely butternut March 27, 2013
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A attractive Boy (usually mixed with a different race and black) who likes to make people laugh and is very good with ladies. Nashon is very outgoing and good at a lot of things and you should be friends with him because he could cheer you up when needed
Girl 1:“Omg girl who is thay?!”, Girl 2: “oh thats Nashon he is soooo cute”
Nashon by UrbanOfficialDictionary November 2, 2020
Fans of Nascar

living in Dover , Delaware sucks during race weekend. The town is full of drunk, redneck, Nasholes
Another Nashole got arrested today after he decided that everyone should be a fan of #3 and spraypainted it on all the cars in the parkinglot.
nashole by Jessica May 13, 2005
She is the type of person to make you smile non-stop. She is super caring, sweet and beautiful. She is a tough little noodle and is very protective of her man. She'll make your heart melt from her words and make you laugh until it hurts, then she'll feel bad and comfort you. A Nashoni is someone who is very special to you, someone you should always keep around in your life. She's also known as the Romper Queen.
Jordan: She seems like she's cool.
Nick: Yeah, she's a Nashoni
nashoni by Thatcoin March 5, 2018

Nashorned 

To be convinced to play a game of butt darts in a retail bathroom.
"He told me he had a awsome new game that he found at the local retail store. But when we got into the restroom I knew something was up when he told me to drop my pants and grab the counter. Man I almost got Nashorned bad."
Nashorned by Daddy Black April 9, 2010

Nasonex Surprise 

A "nasonex surprise" is when a male ejaculates into his partners nostrils by surprise while recieving oral sex.
John gave me a nasonex surprise and I haven't been able to smell right since.
Nasonex Surprise by Sallysixtoes November 17, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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