Nasconded 

Getting absolutely wankered in the afternoon in a female friend's (often a bit of a whore) room of your choice.

Let's get absolutely nasconded.

Nasconded by Odge1 May 8, 2010

Nascarded 

To become retarded from watching too much NASCAR and developing an obsession

Billy Bob became Nascarded. He literally watched so much NASCAR that he thought driving on the Highway was an actual race and the cops were other racers. He’s now in prison for being a Nascard

Nascarded by Evilous Dark Power October 9, 2021